Autumn Jones

Florida native turned proud Nashville resident. Mother to 2 crazy, creative boys who love snacks and mud. Writing, reading, yoga, wine, beach, bourbon...and did I mention wine?

How To Masturbate After Having A Baby

After giving birth your body needs time to heal and jumping back into sex too quickly can mean unwanted complications and waves of burning pain. This is only made more annoying when you're feeling horny as hell. Instead of pouting about not being…
By Autumn Jones

The Right Way To Take A Pregnancy Test

Wondering if you're pregnant can make even the most patient person squirm with anticipation. In order to know for certain that you have a bun in the oven, however, you need to know how to take a pregnancy test to ensure the most accurate results.…
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7 Signs Your Mother-In-Law Secretly Likes You

When it comes to mother-in-laws, I hit the jackpot. I'm happy to say that we have a wonderful relationship and are both very clear on how the other person feels. But I have enough friends to know that this is not always a common occurrence. A number…
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How To Masturbate During Pregnancy

Pregnancy makes you crave more than cheeseburgers and avocado. As the trimesters tick by, moms-to-be may notice an increase in their sex drive and a desire to get it on. So you should indulge when the mood strikes, because once the baby arrives your…
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How Much Do Car Seats Protect Kids?

As a parent, you invest a lot of time and energy strategizing how to protect your child from harm and danger. Keeping your little one safe means being prepared for common situations that pose possible risks to your child's wellbeing. If you've ever…
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How Orgasms Change For A Man After Becoming A Father

It's easy to see how the hormonal changes in pregnancy and childbirth affect a new mother's sex drive as well as her O factor, but you don't hear as much about the ways having a baby alters the sex life of new dads. At first glance, it appears that…
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How To Help Your Kid Get Over Their Fear Of The Dark

Whether they're worried about monsters in the closet or scared by the sounds of things going bump in the night, most children experience being scared of the dark at some point in childhood. As an adult, you know that those creeks and thumps aren't…
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What Causes Insomnia In Babies?

As much as you love spending time with your child, having a break from your little one is a healthy and rejuvenating time for parents. That's why you bust out a happy dance as soon as your baby shuts her eyes and sails off into dreamland.…
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Can Eating Your Placenta Make You Hornier?

Chowing down on afterbirth may not be your first thought after delivering your baby, but it's a practice mothers all over the world have been partaking in for centuries. There are plenty of claims as to why a mom would give this a try and many…
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What's The Deal With Anal Sex Post-Episiotomy?

For most women, things can become a little complicated in the sex department after delivering a baby. Unforeseen complications, surgical procedures, and recuperating from extracting a human from your body are enough to stand in the way of your…
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14 Happy Mother's Day Cards

Mother's Day is the one Sunday a year when the world pause to admire mothers, salute them for their sacrifices, and sends them off to the spa for some much-deserved pampering. Oh wait. That's just my Mother's Day fantasy. On this holiday, most…
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8 Signs You're Definitely Nesting

Have daydreams of closet organizing replaced your Swedish Fish cravings? Has the unrelenting urge to nap been replaced by a newfound energy that makes you think cleaning the baseboards sounds like an awesome use of your time? If you've been…
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How To Tell If My Kid Is Allergic To Pollen

Growing up in Florida, I never dealt with seasons. So when I moved to Tennessee, I was excited to experience something other than heat and humidity. As my first Nashville spring rolled around, I was in awe of two things: the vibrant trees and…
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What Are The Origins Of Revenge Of The 5th?

If you want to find the bright side of humanity, just stop and think about how many honorary holidays people observe. It's hard to feel down on the human collective when you see the smiling face of folks joyfully indulging in a slice on National…
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How To Find The Best Mattress Pad For Bed-Sharing

Making the choice to bed-share with your child means more than sweet snuggles, synced-up breathing, and the occasional tiny foot in your face. It means preparing a comfortable and safe bed for everyone involved. Investing in a quality mattress is a…
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11 Ways To Celebrate May The 4th With Your Family

Although it's not an official holiday (yet) no self-respecting Star Wars fan is going to let May the 4th go by without a nod to the force. Whether you're preparing to go all out with a massive party or planning something small with your nearest and…
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21 Alternatives To Fidget Spinners

Doodling to improve focus and memory? That's so last year. A new wave of attention-boosting items has hit the scene, and although they may look a lot like regular toys, these sensory-soothing items are more therapeutic than trinket. If you're child…
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7 Things That Happen To Your Vagina After Sex

All the good feels, body shivers, and explosions during sex take your body on a blissful ride. But once the party's over you're vagina may need a few minutes to hit the reset button. If you don't know what happens to your vagina after sex, you'll…
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How To Get Your Baby On A Sleep Schedule

Long ago, the word "schedule" made me feel slightly suffocated. So, as I started to prepare for parenting, I proudly declared I would never put my baby on a schedule of any kind. What I didn't yet know what was if you can figure out how to get your…
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8 Harmful Myths About Infertility

Unless you're a medical professional, it can be difficult to tell which information about infertility is true and which isn't. Add in the many myths about infertility floating around, and the truth becomes even more murky. Although some people may…
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