Emily Brown

Emily likes words, breakfast, Canada, and most other things besides cilantro.
Recent Articles

Why Are Millennial Dads So Obsessed With Patagonia?

Nothing sets my ovaries aflame quite like a dad in a Patagonia jacket carrying a baby in a tiny version of the same Patagonia jacket. There’s no doubt she’ll outgrow her $79 Nano Puff within the week, but when it comes to babies in Patagonia gear, pr…
By Emily Brown

Why Are Millennial Moms So Obsessed With Target?

Most of us can agree that Target is one of the few good things to exist in this garbage world. But no one understands this better than mothers, who know there is a greater meaning to the world that opens up when you pull a rickety red cart out of a l…
By Emily Brown