Kelly Green

Kelly Green is a writer living in Madison, Wisconsin. She seeks out innocence in the world, via dogs and children.

Kelly Green

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Toddlers Go Fekking Nuts For Fountains & It’s The Best

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There Should Be More Babies In Bars IMO — Here's Why

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What They Should Tell New Dads Leaving The Hospital

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I Am That Mom, Breaking All The Rules You Fearfully Obey

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The Sexiest Thing My Husband Did After Baby

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What We Should Tell New Moms When They Check Out of The Hospital

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My Husband Said No To A Doula, & I'm Still Pissed

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How I Got Over My Breastfeeding Jealousy

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I Didn’t Ask For Help After I Had My Baby, & I Ended Up In A Hole

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I Forced My Toddler To Eat, & In This Game Of Thrones, I Lost

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My Toddler Is So Picky At Meal-Time, I Dump The Food And Run

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I Use Coconut Oil On My Baby & It’s The One Parenting Choice I Feel Confident About

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No One Tells You Potty Training Will Be An Emotional Rollercoaster

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You Are The Mom I'll Never Be

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After I Gave Birth, I Did Not Want My Partner To See Me Naked... For Years

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I'm Saying No To Fugly Boy Clothing & Only Dressing My Son In Leggings

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My Endless Anxiety Is Proof Our Definition Of "Postpartum" Is B.S.

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I Met My OB During My Labor & Delivery — He May Have Saved Our Baby's Life

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I Stopped Multi-Tasking When I'm With My Kid & I’m A Billion Times Happier

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I Recorded Every Argument I Had With My Partner For A Week, & It Was Eye-Opening