The pandemic took a lot from us over the past year and a half, but one thing it can keep taking is the chaos of getting everyone out the door before 8 a.m. We hate it.
A jump this high will murder our aging knees, but, as they say, freedom isn’t free.
Pfft. These kids today think they invented everything...
“But mom, a mannequin torso is on the back-to-school supply list!”
(We wash them first, of course, because we’re not animals.)
It’s a multiple choice question but all the answers suck.
We are legion...
Along with death and taxes, back-to-school shopping crowds are inevitable.
