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Moira Rose Quotes From Schitt's Creek

Because you can never hear her say the word bébé enough.

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Moira Rose is an absolute icon.

And so are her quotes on motherhood, life, and even wine. She has the perfect one-liners to describe your own family's chaos.

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"What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic… but it was also wrong."

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"You are blind to reality, and for that I am most proud."

Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.

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"Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now."

"And all we can wish, for our families, for those we love, is that that wind will eventually place us on solid ground."

"Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother."

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"You realize the bébé is crying? Isn't it scheduled to be dormant by now?"

One must champion oneself and say, ‘I am ready for this!'

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"Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists."

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"If that's not a cause for alcohol, I don't know what is!"

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