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Ryan Reynolds' Best Parenting Quotes That Give New Meaning To "Dad Jokes"

When it comes to fatherhood, it helps to have a sense of humor...

Ryan Reynolds and wife Blake Lively are parents to three daughters, and while the pair are private about their girls, that hasn’t stopped the actor from cracking hilarious jokes about fatherhood (with the occasional sweet insights). Here are some of his best quotes...

Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.

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I'm happily not getting any sleep. These days, I think of blinking as taking tiny little naps all day.

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I used to say to [Blake], ‘I would take a bullet for you.... The second I looked in that baby’s eyes, I knew that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby.

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Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.

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Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter’s eyes, whispering, ‘I can’t do this.’

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I don’t have to prepare to be wrapped around my daughter’s finger. I have been wrapped around her little finger since the day she plopped out into this world.

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Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, ‘My baby? Totally average. Like, 100% average.'

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It’s amazing that you can be that exhausted and that happy at the same time.

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I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

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I have no problem waking up five times in the middle of the night and changing diapers, and as exhausted as you get, I have this stupid grin on my face all the time.

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