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Ryan Reynolds' Best Parenting Quotes That Give New Meaning To "Dad Jokes"
When it comes to fatherhood, it helps to have a sense of humor...
I'm happily not getting any sleep. These days, I think of blinking as taking tiny little naps all day.
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Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
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Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.
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I used to say to [Blake], ‘I would take a bullet for you.... The second I looked in that baby’s eyes, I knew that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby.
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I don’t have to prepare to be wrapped around my daughter’s finger. I have been wrapped around her little finger since the day she plopped out into this world.
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Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter’s eyes, whispering, ‘I can’t do this.’
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It’s amazing that you can be that exhausted and that happy at the same time.
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Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, ‘My baby? Totally average. Like, 100% average.'
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Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
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I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
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I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.
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My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
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Early on I saw my mom handle the baby, and my heart jumped into my throat because she was just handling her like a piece of meat! Then I realized, ‘Oh, this is a person who knows her way around a naked eight-pounder and is not slightly terrified.’
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Having a daughter was a dream come true for me. I would have made a terrible king. I never admitted it out loud, to myself or my wife, but I really wanted a little girl. It’s the best.
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I have no problem waking up five times in the middle of the night and changing diapers, and as exhausted as you get, I have this stupid grin on my face all the time.
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