11 Cheeky Valentine’s Day Cards From Etsy

For those among us who love both pizza and butts, this funny Valentine’s Day card is the move. Bonus points if you order a pie to share on Valentine’s Day (it’s a Monday after all).

As anyone who’s in a relationship knows, there’s no question more pressing than, what do you want to have for dinner? though Where do you want to eat??(or order from) is a close second, followed by, Can you make me coffee?

Gotta love a word play Valentine’s Day (or should I say ‘alentine’s) card. Whether you’re leaving the V for later or it’s Valentine’s ‘ay (see what I did there?), just remember that you may have to follow through on this sexy promise.

If your tipsy one-night-stand turned into a relationship, honor your impulsive yet wise decision with this funny Valentine’s Day card. Just remember to take it off the fridge when your in-laws come over for dinner.

So you and your SO spent countless hours watching Ted Lasso together last summer. Bring that feel good energy to Valentine’s Day with this card inspired by the show, and don’t forget to pepper your note with plenty of “Ois!”

If you’re like me and you met your partner on Tinder or any of the other million dating apps, this funny Valentine’s Day card sums it up. Plus no one’s saying they’re normal, just that they’re one of the good weird ones.

You’re a catch and you know it. Remind your partner of how wise they were to pick you with this cheeky Valentine’s Day card.

Pun-lovers rejoice: this Valentine’s Day card is covered in cheesy puns (literally). Hot tip: to really take it up a notch, write “Gouda only one for me” or “You’re so grate” inside.

Yep you can Rickroll your Valentine thanks to this card. They’ll never see it coming, and if you’re really leaning in to the mid-aughts tricks, wrap up a Smirnoff Ice in V-Day paper and give them a surprise icing.

There’s nothing quite like seeing your sushi or steaming plate of tacos heading your way to make your heart flutter. Tell your Valentine that they give you the same pitter patter feeling as seeing a server heading your way with a tray of food.

If this card does not apply to your relationship, consider yourself very lucky. Your partner will appreciate the reminder that they can load the dishwasher wrong (and put the toilet paper on wrong, and fold tank tops wrong), and you still love them forever.