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Winifred Sanderson in 'Hocus Pocus.'
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Here's Where The Hocus Pocus Characters Are 30 Years Later

Not the cast: the characters. We have some theories...

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Fans of Hocus Pocus were disappointed to learn that a lot of the characters from the original film would not be returning for the sequel. So we’ve decided to write our own follow-up and let you know where the characters from Hocus Pocus are now...

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Max

Travels the world just kind of having interesting experiences. Sit down at the bar and he’ll tell you about the Sanderson Sisters, and also this one time he was in Kuala Lumpur with a circus performer named V, a monkey named Flaubert, and a suitcase full of contraband.

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Dani

It should come as no surprise that Dani grew up to be a capable, independent, and successful woman... who is also absolutely a cat lady but not in a depressing hoarder kind of way. She still lives in Salem and routinely loans Max money she knows she'll never get back.

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Allison

Allison teaches early-American history & folklore at an elite liberal arts college. Her chair is endowed by her rich parents. She sometimes gets drunk at faculty events, corners a TA, and talks about when her high school boyfriend brought witches back from the dead.

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Ernie/Ice

Turned his life around after being kidnapped by the Sanderson Sisters. Owns a local cafe called “Ice(d), Ice(d) Coffee” because, despite personal growth, he’s still a bit stuck in the ‘90s. He'd still shave "Ice" into his hair, but he's bald.

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Jay

After being kidnapped by the Sanderson Sisters, Jay had a religious awakening. He’s now a megachurch pastor and regularly preaches against the evils of witchcraft. He’s still a jerk, but now he’s a self-righteous one.

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Mr. & Mrs. Dennison

Moved to the Berkshires after the kids left home. They’ve taken to wearing matching sweatshirts to the Farmer’s Market & call Dani’s cats their “furry grandbabies” and are happy if they can get Max on the phone every 3 months.

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The Pervy Bus Driver

After decades of sexually harassing the women of Salem just trying to ride public transportation in peace, he was finally fired from the bus company in 2015. Since then, he has made MAGA his entire personality.

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Miss Olin

Still, somehow, teaching high school. She refuses to retire because she doesn’t trust another teacher to get her annual Sanderson Sisters story just right and she knows the kids look forward to it... they don’t, but she thinks they do. She is 99 years old.

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“The Master” & His “Little Woman”

They are still unhappily but resolutely married. Since 1993 they have gone through about 5 more horrible yappy dogs, all named Ralph.

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The Skeleton Band

Think it was their super-awesome music and not a witch’s curse that had the people of Salem dancing until sunrise. They still talk about “The Halloween ‘93 Show” like it was Woodstock and bitterly discuss why they never got a record deal.

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The 3 Little Girls Who Stole The Sanderson Sisters’ Brooms

Fun fact: brooms are easy to launch but difficult to land, so they’re still up there. As far as the people of Salem know, they disappeared Halloween night 1993 and have become local legends themselves.

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The Sanderson Sisters

Have a Vegas-style residency in the depths of Hell... which, incidentally, looks a lot like Vegas.

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Billy Butcherson

Still very much dead.

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