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Look, I’m not saying you have to hope your children acts like anybody from Vanderpump Rules, but if you want that main character energy for your own baby, these names are perfect.
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Ariana
She’s kind of everyone’s hero right now thanks to all of the drama between her, Tom Sandoval, and Raquel Leviss, but also the name Ariana is so lovely! So maybe take some of that wounded damsel, phoenix-rising-from-the-ashes energy with it.
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Scheana
This woman is literally known by just one name: Scheana. How can it get any more bad*ss for a baby name? It’s also got a very Irish feel and means “God is gracious,” so there’s a lot to take on by giving your babe this moniker.
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Tom
Oh, dear. Whether you’re more of a Tom Sandoval fan (where are you fans, there seem to be less than usual all of a sudden) or a Tom Schwartz fan, Tom is a very strong, simple, classic name for a little boy.
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Raquel
Oh, dear. Again. Look, Raquel is currently known as a relationship-destroyer (Blame Tom, too!), but instead just think of the Old Hollywood vibes of Raquel Welch.
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Lala
OK so Lala could be a nickname, but it’s also kind of a cute full name for a baby girl? Lala Kent has also been known as very ride-or-die for Ariana during all of the drama, so there is the added layer of loyalty to think about.
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Jax
OK, so Jax may have been allegedly fired and his spin-off show was not great, but you can still admire his one-syllable name with the cool spelling. Jax is great and is honestly gender-neutral.
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Katie
Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz might not be together anymore, but the name Katie goes very well with the classic Tom if you’re looking for a sweet sibling pairing. Katie has also stayed very loyal to Ariana the last few weeks, so feels like good baby energy.
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Lisa
I mean. You didn’t think we were going to leave the queen off the list, did you? Lisa is a unique name these days for a baby and has big Boss Lady energy, so maybe give it to the child that you want to build an empire and watch from above.