Tax Day. Is there anything worse? Okay, I'm being dramatic. And yet, I'm being very, very real. It takes a special breed of human to enjoy doing taxes, let alone to do them for a living. As shocking as it is, I am not one of those special breeds. I loathe taxes. I don't understand them, and really, I don't want to understand them. I much prefer to close my eyes, press a few buttons, and hope for the best while I scroll through entertaining tax memes to get me through the struggle of tax season.
Whether you're single or married, have one job or multiple jobs, doing your taxes is the kind of soul-sucking event that you really need some support to endure. Don't fret, my stressed out friends. I'm here to provide you with all the entertainment you need while you're frantically filling out your dread W-2's, your awful 1099's, and cursing the day income tax was born. Tax season is brutal. Why not treat yourself to a little entertainment before you sign that terrible check and send it away to the government? I mean, you're doing your duty as a citizen of our great nation, the least you can do is get a little giggle while you're at it.
1. Tax Day Makes You Crazy
Yes, Tax Day makes me want to eat sand too, little baby. Nobody can deny that Tax Day makes you crazy.
2. Nobody Screws You More...
I know, I know, taxes are important for our country and all that, but... it sure does feel like the IRS has a vendetta against your bank account, doesn't it?
3. That'd Be Great
This is me. Literally me. Tax law is a foreign concept to me, and no matter how many times I have to fill out a W-2? I still don't get it.
4. One Does Not Simply Like Tax Law
If you do understand it... bless. It takes a special breed to love tax law, and to make it their career. Without you unicorns, we'd be lost.
5. We Finally Meet
The only solution for tax law is John Goodman.
6. I Love Tax Day
Grumpy cat and sadistic accountants love tax day, because it makes you cry.
7. Oh Lort It's Taxes
To everyone who's ever had their tax return swiped away, oh lort.
8. Prepare Your Tax Return
Grumpy accountant cat will absolutely not prepare your tax return for you the day before taxes are due. No. Absolutely not.
9. Cursing Taxes
Ron Swanson thinks taxes are a dirty word. (I agree.)
10. I'd Like To Eat It
Is "My dog ate my 1099," a legitimate excuse? Asking for a friend...
11. Tax Day Is Here
The only reason to be this excited that tax day is here, is because it means tax day is almost over.
12. Not This Day
Waiting for that tax return like a gift, ready to lift you out of debt. Today? No. Not today. Maybe tomorrow. Cross your fingers while you wait.
13. And It's Gone
Where does it all go?!
14. Filling Out Forms
My face resembles this while filling out my tax forms. Angry, urgent, frustrated, yeah, I'd rather be coloring.
15. But Did You Die?
Congratulations, you didn't die. Even though you wanted to. YOU MADE IT! You really made it.