Social media is a world unto itself these days, but many of you are probably old enough to remember its humble beginnings. No, I'm not talking about MSN Messenger or AIM. I'm talking about the king among men; the ultimate internet space to make your own. I'm talking about MySpace. I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know MySpace still existed, let alone that people still used it. And yet, I bet you can vividly remember things you put on your MySpace that you're really embarrassed of now, just the way I can. Just in case you can't remember all of those terribly embarrassing things, I'm here to remind you.
I recently requested my password for MySpace and logged on in hopes of finding some really good personal dirt to share with you all. Sadly, MySpace has completely changed their layout since I last logged on in 2006. Seriously, I'm almost sad that my profile didn't have any horrible ~*song lyrics*~ or selfies to share. (Almost.) Then again, I cleaned out my MySpace profile when I moved onto bigger and better things — also known as Facebook. But just because I couldn't find any of my own glittery photoshopped selfies to share doesn't mean I don't remember them. And yes, I'm still horrified just at the memory of all of these things.