17 Hilarious Valentine's Day Someecards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings On V-Day


Just in case you missed all the giant heart shaped boxes of candy, enormous fluffy stuffed animals, and mountains of red and pink cards, Valentine's Day is right around the corner. The pressure is on to make Feb.14 a romantic day filled with gifts, romance, and lots of love. But come one, this shouldn't be a serious holiday. Enough with the undying love poems. Just give me some hilarious Valentine's Day Someecards that tell me how you really feel. And if you wanted to throw something shiny my way, I won't be mad at you.

Instead of fighting the crowds for the last Valentine's Day card, take solace in knowing you can send your special someone an e-card that shows how you really feel. Whether it's for a significant other, BFF, or a family member with a good sense of humor, Someecards are the perfect alternative to those cheesy greeting e-cards. And if you don't take Valentine's Day too seriously, then this is perfect opportunity to have a little fun at the expense of that chubby little Cupid. So let's skip the warm and fuzzy and get down to the funny with these 17 hilarious e-cards perfect for Valentine's Day.

1The Gift That Keeps On Giving


One. You only get one.

2A Massage And Then Some


Funny, seems like you've already given me this gift.

3Long-Term Love Birds


It must be love.

4Love is Enough


Or I forgot it was Valentine's Day, but I'm sticking to this story.

5Table For One


Red or white? It's a holiday, how about both!

6Big Spender


What? I like a good deal.

7Love Hurts


Maybe you should see a doctor about that.

8One For the Work Wife


Now let's pretend we are working and go get coffee.

9Doing Some Shopping?


Just make sure it's big, shiny, and expensive.

10Say What?


This one time at band camp...

11One For Mom


So close, Mom. So close.

12Romance Is Not Dead


Hold on a second. I need two hands to type this text.

13Being Practical


I'm just being honest here.

14Real Romance


This is the nicest gift you've ever given me.

15It's The Thought That Counts


At least he remembered this year.

16Talk About A Burn


Way harsh.

17Modern Love


Remember candy emojis have zero calories.