This period film set in World War II stars Nicole Kidman as a wife who awaits her husband's return from the war, only to find that the house she's staying in is haunted. And you thought being ghosted was bad.

It's the sixth film in the franchise, so don't expect a cinematic gem. What you can expect is lots of blood and gore, and an evil monster armed with a blade and a hockey mask. If Michael Myers reminds you of your ex, he dies in the end... only to come back in Halloween 7. But hopefully your nightmarish relationship stays buried.

This creepy classic is actually a masterful piece of cinema. And the murderous children armed with scythes and Biblical names will have you thankful that you're home alone, safe and sound.

Guess who's back? Chucky's back and the freakish freckled doll has his signature machete. If you're looking to laugh until you scream, this flick has got it all. And the little menace will make you want to swear off little boys, and save yourself for a grown up.

This twisted film centers around a parlor game that has contestants choosing between unfathomable acts of depravity... or else. And you thought Tinder was brutal.

Leaving Manhattan is only the beginning of the end when this businessman settles in a New England country house. But instead of peace and quiet, this "dream house," you guessed it... turns into a nightmare.

Not for the faint, ahem, hearted, this film involves a monstrous mirror that will get you seeing all kinds of horrors.

This horror flick will have you thanking god for your four flight walk-up one-bedroom. It might be haunted with relationships past, but not with ghouls like the house in this horror movie.

Another haunted house flick, the demonic presence in this film might remind you of your ex's family. Isn't it cool that you don't have to deal with those folks any more? I would just check the locks before turning in.

Bad romance? Nope. Just your average sociopathic friendship. This dark indie film will have you celebrating the fact that you're in bed. Alone. Or it will make you appreciate just how awesome your friends are.

Who needs hot sex if it's going to end with bunny soup? This 1980s classic makes me feel all kinds of feelings towards getting it on. Like how happy I am to be in the comfort of my Slanket.

It's Ryan Gosling as a young Robert Durst from The Jinx. Need I say more?

Dreamy and creepy at the same time, this 1990s film starring a young Kate Winslet will have you thankful for all of your friends... who aren't after blood.

Another 1990s fave, this film is packed with superstars before they were super hot. It's back to high school where things get freaky; no not that kind of freaky, like alien freaky. If anything, have a chuckle at the 1990s CGI.

If you want straight-up blood, gore, and cheesy special effects, this sci-fi action flick is violent in all the right ways. In other words, expect to laugh yourself silly.

There are some steamy scenes in this 1990s film noir. And frankly, there's no better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with a tribute to the femme fatale.

A critically acclaimed film, Headhunters is part thriller, part action. And there's certainly some man-candy on screen if you get a craving for some, er, sugar.

Nothing says f*ck Cupid more than a movie about cannibalism. Aren't you glad you're not in some crowded restaurant rn? Take out, anyone?

I just love the title of this film to help me celebrate V-Day. It brings back so many memories of my ex, reminding me how much happier I am without him. But, as far as horror goes, this is a top-notch film that will make you squirming in all the right ways.

Now, aren't you glad you stayed in? There's a lot of crazies out there. Wake me when it's February 15, k?