What in the word is a pang-wangle? It's not a what, exactly, but a how. To pang-wangle is to live or go along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes, according to The Week. So if you get a flat tire, get caught in the rain, forget your lunch, and still have a cheerful demeanor? Looks like you're pang-wangling your way through life.

Right from the mouth of Dictionary.com, happy cabbage is defined as money. Specifically, a nice chunk of change to treat yourself with things like cabbage. I mean, it was the '40s.

If you flub the dub, it means you're slacking on your job, according to Dictionary.com. If you're a professional at avoiding your actual to-do list at the office, you might just be the queen of flubbing the dub.

Instead of saying you ghosted your last Tinder date, according to Mental Floss, you can just use this phrase instead to imply that you jilted your date. "I gave him the wind," she told her friends, not feeling the slightest bit guilty for blowing off her date.

According to Bustle, zounds is the equivalent of oh god. In fact, it stems from being a shorthand version of "God's wounds," if you can believe it.

There's no way around this one, sard was the F-word of medieval times, according to Holy Sh*t, A Brief History of Swearing by Melissa Mohr.

Zooterkins! Come on, how fun is that to say? According to Bustle, the phrase stems from "God's wounds" again, but dates back to the 17th Century.

If you've ever been on a road trip with a bunch of children, you've probably experienced being amidst a bunch of whooperups. According to Mental Floss, whooperups are inferior, noisy singers. I could probably fall under this category too.

Shut your sauce box, Sal. Yes, your sauce box is your mouth, according to Mental Floss. Makes sense, right? I mean, what other box would you put sauce into?

Trashed, hammered, sauced, zozzled, you get the picture. According to The Atlantic, zozzled means you're drunk.

If you've ever been hungover, you've had a case of the zings, according to The Week.

Not quite zozzled, just a little tipsy. That's what squiffed means, according to Dictionary.com

According to the Oxford Dictionary, if someone's off his chump, it means he's off his rocker.

Though "many happy returns" suggests it might be a holiday, plain old happy returns is just old school slang for throwing up. Not so happy, but still slang, according to the Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional Language.

Just like it sounds, off the cob mean's someone's corny, according to The Week.

According to Mental Floss, consider the fribbler the f*ckboy of the 18th century. Says he's super into you, but won't commit? Such a fribbler.

A mumpsimus is the "adherence to or persistence in an erroneous use of language, memorization, practice, belief, etc., out of habit or obstinacy," according to Dictionary.com.

Are you always bending over backwards for people? You're folding yourself in four. From the French phrase se plier en quatre, according to The Huffington Post, folding yourself in four captures the exertion you put yourself through when you're going the extra mile.

Are you a lively, spirited gal with a fiery streak of sassiness? Consider yourself a bearcat, according to Thought Catalog.

Chances are you know a dewdropper, or a lollygagger, according to Thought Catalog. Somebody who sits around all day and does nothing. The worst.

When you give an object of your affection the cold shoulder, you're giving them the icy mitt, according to Urban Dictionary.

When you're creeping around, trying to keep a secret, you're acting like a hugger-mugger, according to Dictionary.com.

You know when you eat too much of a good thing, or drink too much of a good thing, and you feel, well, crapulous? Merriam Webster knows what it's like to be so full of food and liquor you get uncomfortable.

Merriam Webster defines beef-witted as stupid. As in, "Yes, I own every season of The Simple Life on DVD, I don't care if it's beef-witted."

If you can't cut the mustard, according to Dictionary.com, it means you can't hack it.