27 Parenting Tweets That Make You LOL, Seriously
Being a parent can be a hard job. Growing up, I saw the struggles that my mom endured raising us, and I'm pretty sure there were many moments of sacrifice that I'll never know about. Though there are many struggles that parents endure, there are even more moments that make being a parent worth it all. The majority of those moments come in the form of laughs, and this week's round-up of funniest parenting tweets prove just that.
Although I don't have any children of my own right now, I find humor in seeing my niece grow up and learn about the world around her. What's even funnier is seeing the way my sister reacts to being a new parent. Getting the calls about something funny that my niece has said and done is nothing but preparation for when I have my own children. Even when it's not supposed to be humorous, there are some things that happen that just deserve a really good laugh.
So, whether you have children or not, need your funny bone tickled, or just want to see how other parents rule at raising little ones, these 27 tweets will give you all the humor you're looking for today.
1. Break Ups To Make Ups
'I want to see other kids.'— Joy-zee ♻️ (@better_off_dad) September 14, 2016
Can I have a do over?
2. '90s Kid Fo' Life
Parenting pro tip: Put on headphones & blast the Mario Brothers theme song during your toddler's tantrum. Just...trust me.— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) September 12, 2016
Life is so much better when you grew up in the '90s
3. Brave Souls
Parenting is all about preventing your children from doing the very things that you wish you'd been bold enough to do in your childhood— The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) September 11, 2016
Oh to be that invitee. . .
4. And The Award Goes To...
My daughter now refers to her bibs as "Mike Bibby," where is my Father Of The Year award?— Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) September 15, 2016
5. Not So Much
Daughter: [tearfully] Do you think mummy is looking down on us from somewhere?— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) September 15, 2016
Me: Not unless she's been reincarnated as that ceiling fan
Let's try that again.
6. Choose Wisely
My daughter had a choice of steak or hamburger helper for dinner. She choose hamburger helper. Trailer park taste buds.— Gary Owen (@garyowencomedy) September 15, 2016
Where did you go wrong?
7. Netflix & Chill
Daughter: "how are babies made?"— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) September 14, 2016
Mother: "well, you see.. umm.."
Dad (interrupts): "Netflix and chill"
Yeah, that's it.
8. The Perfect Gift
Daughter turning 14. What to get her? I know they're into boys nowadays but she ain't ever getting one of those,not on my watch— Emmett J. Scanlan (@EmmettScanlan) September 14, 2016
9. The Saddest Day
I told my son if he was good then we could go to the sweet shop. But by the time we came home it had closed HAHAHA!! pic.twitter.com/VWv2Lp29BC— Tom Walton (@edgeblend) September 15, 2016
Tragedy strikes again.
10. You Got Served
"oh yeah well I bet BOB DYLAN'S mom never said he couldn't have a Frappuccino!" -my son— krista (@kristaprints) September 15, 2016
You lose again, mom.
11. It's Nap Time
Sometimes, you just gotta take a nap.
My son pronounces baloney "blow me" and this will never not be funny.— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) September 15, 2016
13. Let's Have A Drink
Oh yes, it's ladies night.
14. Peace Interrupted
Kids are chill, quiet.— Giuseppe Castellano (@pinocastellano) September 11, 2016
I take ONE STEP in the shower, and they all need to go potty and tell me things and ask for snacks… #parenthood
Is there any time to breathe?
15. Is It Really For Dummies?
Me : How's the ventriloquism going— Sara Stewart (@twowitwowoo) September 15, 2016
Son : Not great
Me : But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book
Son: I don't think he read it
16. They Know
Son: "Dad, what happens to people when they die?"— Greg Poehler (@GregPoehler) September 15, 2016
Me: "Nobody knows."
Son: "Dead people do."
17. The Cutest Ever
I’m giving my children little bear suits because pic.twitter.com/1HMDNw6IWF— Bitch Problems (@SimpIy_Teens) September 12, 2016
Because baby teddy bears are absolutely the cutest.
18. No Means No
*Toddler throws fit*— dadpression (@Dadpression) September 15, 2016
“Buddy you’re better than this”
“I'll admit that's a strong counter argument”
They'll always win.
19. Kids Meals For Everyone
hope it's not awkward when i have kids and we both order chicken tenders from the children's menu— PDQ (@PDQFreshFood) September 13, 2016
Yes, this is for me.
20. Check, Mate
My toddler hasn't had a bath today but we did play with the water hose for about 30 minutes.— Frank (@frankzulla) September 15, 2016
A win is a win.
21. Dirty Hands
Me: I thought I told you to wash your hands?— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 15, 2016
Toddler: I did.
Toddler: And then I fell in mud, threw a meatball & hand-painted a wall.
Well, at least they did it, right?
22. Did You Say Cake?
wife[trying to convince toddler to finish his dinner] Eat and you can have cake!— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 15, 2016
me*spends 15 minutes looking for a cake that doesn't exist*
Trick me, why don't you.
What are my plans for the night? I dunno. Consult my toddler— ivy•cheeks (@collabeans620) September 12, 2016
Let me check with my assistant.
24. Creepy Crawlers
Aren't many things more terrifying than a toddler doing anything without breaking eye contact.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 12, 2016
Are you scared right now?
25. When Losing Weight Goes Wrong
My toddler ate all the cheese and croutons out of my salad and yet she's the one who weighs 20 lbs, how is this fair.— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 11, 2016
Life just isn't fair.
When you accidentally sing "so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your stroller" #momlife— papikami ❣ (@howiekinns) September 15, 2016
Because being a mom will always be a win.