27 Parenting Tweets That You'll Definitely End Up Cosigning


I'm quick to admit: I love talking to my niece on the phone because I know I'm going to get a free comedy show while we're talking. Though she's only 2 years old, her imagination is so lively and her ability to be the funniest kid is pretty much on G.O.A.T level. During the times when I want a hard laugh but can't get to my niece, I often search funny parenting tweets on Twitter to see who else's kids have caused a riot recently, too. Since I know every child is funny in their own way, it's so cool to see how everyone chronicles their own experiences.

Even if you're not a parent, it's kind of hard to not find humor in some of the things some of the parents reveal about their children. I mean, honestly, who wouldn't laugh at some of the things these kids say? And, more importantly, you can probably relate to one or two of the tweets they put out — even as a non-parent. For me, when anyone tweets about eating their kids' snacks, I chuckle because I sneak my niece's snacks every time I'm around. Or really, I sneak any kids' snacks when I'm at anyone's house. No one is safe if there are snacks round me.

So, whether you're a snack stealer, know that you can relate to some of the things kids do, or some of the things parents say, these 27 tweets from this week will definitely make you say, "yep, that's me."

1Diaper Days

Clean up on aisle one.

2Who Taught Ya?

Well, at least she's versed.

3The High Life

Oh, you fancy, huh?

4Who You Gonna Call?

Bug busters.

5True Story

Never doubt a kid on a puking mission.


So funny.

7Make Up Your Mind

Aren't we all like this?


Everyone's done it.


Just tell me.

10Quiet Times

Pee is included.

11Time Waits For No One

Not even those playing Pokémon Go.

12Toddler Votes

You know where her vote is going.

13Daddy Duties

Treat them like your own, right?

14Where Did It Go?

Who created this monster?

15Unlock The Swag

The swag's unlocked.


Just make sure you do it better than your kid.

17How To Conquer The Day

Who said your best days have to be the cleanest?

18Ninja Moves

Got the moves like ninjas.

19Organic Saves The Day

At least you're eating healthy.

20Alternate Cleaning

She knows how to keep her hands clean though.

21Halloween Mischief

Betcha they'll go to sleep now.

22Secret Grip

No one is safe.

23Bedtime Chatter

There's no stopping them.

24Lesson Learned

Just let them experience life.

25First Mistake


26Choose Wisely

They'll take them off in the morning.

27Tired Toddler

Sleep like a baby tonight.