29 Hilarious Parenting Tweets That Every Mom Can Relate To


When you're a parent, it can frequently feel as if you're on the brink of insanity. Your kids will complain that they're "literally starving," but when you present them with a home-cooked dinner you slaved over for two hours, they suddenly decide that they'd prefer fruit snacks and potato chips. Being a mom really is a thankless, exhausting job at times. The good news, however, is that you're never really alone. There are a number of hilarious parents on Twitter totally know what you're going through, as proven through some of the funniest parenting tweets.

It's like you can never win with kids; they go from telling you that you're "ruining their lives" to crawling into your bed at four in the morning because their "blanket smells funny." Parenting is like a roller coaster that never really ends, and even though you don't want it to, you might occasionally feel sick and tired of all the loops and turns that it throws at you. Those loops and turns, however, might begin to feel a bit easier when you remember that you can always turn to Twitter for a laugh whenever you need a break from the madness. There is always another parent out there that knows exactly what you're dealing with and isn't afraid to type exactly what you're thinking.

1Like Mother, Like Son

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

2Bedtime Woes

My belly is sad, too.


I'm peeved that I didn't think of this first.

4Master Chef In The Making

She'll learn one day.

5Can You Not?

Why can't my kid come with a mute button?

6Pretty Much

Yeah, that sounds about right.

7When's The Ball?

You're basically Cinderella, but without the handsome prince and with a lot more dirty socks to wash.

8Back To School Blues

That would only begin to cover it.

9Practice Makes Perfect

It's always good to be prepared!

10Asking The Important Questions, Here

Someone's got to do it.

11Sounds Legit

Sure thing, kid.


My sentiments exactly.

13Dirty Laundry For Days

Sounds thrilling, doesn't it?


A profound life lesson.

15Smash Hit

Your son is a musical genius in his own right.

16It's All About Me


17There Must Be Hope

Even 3-year-olds have their moments.

18The End Of Times

The apocalypse has come.

19Not Exactly

A tad bit longer than that, but close.

20Photos On Photos On Photos

Said every parent ever.

21Please, Please Go To Sleep

And I bet even that only works roughly 25 percent of the time.

22No No No

I am so, so sorry.

23The Absolute Worst

I'm praying that you'll make it through this difficult time.


It makes so much sense, doesn't it?

25Proud Mom

I wish I could say the same.


Feel you.

27Mic Off, Please

One can only dream.



29Parenting Summed Up

Sounds like fun, doesn't it?