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29 Hilarious Parenting Tweets That Pretty Much Sum Up Parenthood

by Samantha Rucker

Now that July is more than half-way through, this should serve as a reassuring sign that your kid's summer break is nearly half-way over, too. Sure, you love your kids, but the endless hours at the beach, fights over pool toys and the squelching heat are enough to make any mom go a little crazy. For parents, calling summer vacation a "vacation" is nothing short of comical. What part of hauling around a car full of screaming 6-year-olds to and from summer camp day after day is a "vacation," in any sense of the word? Luckily, however, other moms totally know what you're going through. Just take a look at this week's round-up of parenting tweets and see for yourself.

Summer break can really test a parent's patience, but one day you'll look back and marvel at the dozens of sunscreen bottles you went through or laugh about the time your 10-year-old snuck behind your back and ate an entire box of popsicles in one sitting. You're exhausted, but that's just part of the day's job when you're a mom. Try to savor every moment, because one day when your kids are finally grown, you're really going to miss these hectic summer days.

1

Guilty As Charged

Well played, mom. Well played.

2

#Whoops

I bet your husband doesn't know you have one either.

3

*Rolls Eyes*

Good one, kid.

4

#MomLife

What else did he expect?

5

Rough Night?

All parents cope differently.

6

#RelationshipGoals

He's out there somewhere.

7

Not Again

Every. Single. Day.

8

#TruthBomb

Parenting, in a nutshell.

9

Future Business Moguls

Genius.

10

No Sleep, No Problem

She's on to us.

11

#Same

I feel for him.

12

Toothpaste Problems

Well, at least they tried.

13

Couldn't Come Quicker

When the time comes, you'll be prepared.

14

Oscar-Worthy Performances

Parents are the greatest actors out there. Move over, DiCaprio.

15

Joke's On Us

Summer break: where parents' dreams come to die.

16

Why Oh Why

I've given up on trying to keep the mirrors clean.

17

#True

They're basically the same thing.

18

Parenting Goals

Me as a mom.

19

Yup, Pretty Much

It's science.

20

#Adulthood

Same.

21

Sounds Like A Blast

"Honey, this will be you in a few years."

22

Proud Father

Like father, like son.

23

Excuses, Excuses

One of the perks of getting older.

24

#Typical

Parenthood will do that to you.

25

No No No

Ruined my day.

26

#Yikes

All parents learn this the hard way.

27

Congratulations?

Kids: the ultimate confidence-booster.

28

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

Been there. Licked that.

29

#Beware

Watch out, kids.