29 Hysterical Parenting Tweets All Moms Can Relate To (Even If They Won't Admit It)


The beginning of August signifies two things: the soon-to-be end of summer vacation and the start of your child's school year, as well as the trials and tribulations that come along with it. This means that days spent at the pool will soon be replaced with days spent shopping for school supplies; sleeping in will be replaced with waking up at 5:30 a.m.; laughter will be replaced with complaints about homework. To provide you with a few extra laughs before you have to spend all of your free time carpooling a screaming car full of 8-year-olds, there are some hilarious parenting tweets from Twitter's funniest parents.

Summer is certainly no cake walk, but it always ends just as you're just starting to get used to the humid weather and appreciate the extra time you've gotten to spend with your kids. Being a parent is hard, especially so in the summer, but luckily these parents understand exactly what you go through each and every day. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these last few weeks of summer. Because let's face it, there really is nothing more excruciating than helping an 11-year-old finish a science project, and you might just end up missing these warm summer months.

1Sad But True

The dreaded day has come.

2I Hate You, Mom

Apparently I "ruin their lives" by asking them to put socks on.

3Goodbye, Sanity

One of the inevitable side effects of being a parent.


Been there, argued about that.


Pretty much.

6Who Would Have Thought?

You must be so, so proud.


The absolute worst time of the year.


That is quite the compliment.

9Truly Chilling

Straight out of my nightmares.


Sounds about right.

11Avoid At All Costs

Hell hath no fury like a mother who just stepped on a lego.


It's that simple.

13Pretty Much

The real difference between moms and dads summed up.


The third kid can pretty much get away with anything.

15Busy, Busy Bees

Kids have SUCH busy schedules.


Works like a charm.

17Homework Blues

It's a lie, but it has to be done.

18Summer Fun?

Sounds better than my last vacation, at least.

19You Go, Kid

If a toddler can do it, then maybe I can, too!

20Absolutely Genius

Why has this not been invented yet?

21Please Pipe Down

Every. Single. Day.

22Moms Never Sleep

Spoiler alert: it's always the latter.


Did you even have to ask?


Those really were the days.

25No Bowling, No Problem

I think I'll pass.

26Sweet, Sweet Freedom

Who needs Hawaii?

27Like Father, Like Son?

I wonder where he learned it from.


Summer "vacation" isn't really a vacation when you're a parent.

29Please, Just Take A Nap

You can never, ever truly satisfy kids. Don't bother trying.