I have had a newborn with GERD, and let me tell you, this quote is absolutely everything. If you've been lucky enough to be a parent in the newborn phase, you know this quote speaks to you.

Sure, this is a quote about Dany's dragons, but honestly, I'm still not used to my children, and I hatched them myself out of my very own body.

If you have a threenager, you're feeling this in the very pit of your soul. (That Littlefinger did not have.)

If you've ever tried to convince your 4-year-old that polka dot pants do not go well with a camouflage shirt and bow tie, you'll know this quote. You are this quote.

Also known as "dinnertime."

Nothing has ever been more truthful or scary if you've played Monopoly with elementary school aged children. Or even Chutes and Ladders. They design those games to last forever and bore parents to tears.

Nothing about having children makes sense. The whole experience can best be described as "irregular." Fellow parent Samwell Tarly understands life better than most.

Ever taken your children to a museum on a Saturday afternoon? I'll bet you thought it was a good idea on Friday night, didn't you?

I'm fairly certain my son thinks I'm trying to murder him every time I introduce a new food. I'm going to start throwing in GOT quotes when I respond.

This quote is way out of context for anything but babymaking, but it fits so much as a parent. Until it doesn't.

If you haven't thought this during maternity leave, then your child had hair. That's all I'm saying.

Basically every toddler having a bad day, right? Mormonts and 3-year-olds: both fairly moody.

Yup. "You're going in time-out, tiny one, and I'm throwing out this slime."

This is absolutely a quote that is the hell of dealing with school choice. Trust me. I have a kid going into middle school.

Ever try to move a sleeping baby from the car seat to the crib? Yeah. That.

This is just the quote for so many parenting moments, but what comes to mind is changing a diaper after hearing something diabolical happen in your child's gut right before hand. Bubbles. Grunting. Oh my gosh, the smell.

I swear, this is what my daughter thinks at my son every day.

This is me, sitting at my daughter's drum practice, realizing she's going to also be doing that at home.

This fits as a sweet thought when you buckle in your child. It also works for a child who is begging you to watch their lovey when they're away at school. Or, you know, their favorite crayon or something. Kids are weird.

I mean. Need I say more?

What parent has not thought this when their child has a meltdown after losing the swing at the park after begging to go to the park for hours?

That moment when your child thinks you're trying to kill them by making them wear socks.

You thought you were big and bad before you had kids. You knew exactly what you'd do. You were wrong, Kingslayer.

Ever try potty training or getting rid of a pacifier? This quote pretty much sums that up.

"But you promised!" This is a good reminder to never promise what you don't intend to deliver upon. No one will trust you otherwise.

This goes well between parents and kids and between parents and good advice they don't want to hear.

This is 100 percent the truth. Kids books are essential, even if they want you to read the same one over and over again.

It's best not to trust the child who says they didn't eat the cookies while having chocolate all over their faces.

By the way, the parents are the sheep in this scenario.

Just because. Granted, none of us are giants breastfeeding huge gingers, but it's still funny.