31 Hilarious Parenting Tweets That Perfectly Capture Parenthood

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Ah, the joys of parenthood. Being a mom is probably the only job that requires you to balance a toddler in one arm and simultaneously clean smeared tomato sauce off the ceiling with the other. When it comes to taking care of your kids, daily occurrences can often times feel as if they're straight out of a horror movie. Thankfully, what makes the job seem a little easier is knowing that you're never alone, and that there are other moms dealing with the same shenanigans as you. And that's especially clear when you dig through the plethora of funny parenting tweets.

Don't get me wrong. The majority of the time, most moms and dads agree that being a parent is awesome. However, right after your 1-year-old son has a meltdown because you won't let him use your iPhone as a teething toy, you begin to daydream about the days where the majority of your clothes were free of any major throw-up stains, and the nights you were able to sleep for more than 4-and-a-half hours at a time.

Parenthood is no doubt extremely difficult, but it can be refreshing to laugh at the hardships that the job entails. These tweets will remind you that you aren't the only mom undergoing the tantrums, trials, and triumphs that you're forced to deal with each and every day.

1Thanks, But No Thanks

Is there any task more aggravating than explaining long division to an eight-year-old?

2A Dangerous Mission

They're fighting over a McDonald's toy. No chance I'm intervening.

3Can You Blame Him?

It's a daily occurrence.

4Where Can I Sign Up?

My 2-year-old has kept me up for three nights. I can't even think of a more desirable vacation destination.

5#WineMom

There's a reason you keep a bottle of white wine stocked in my fridge at all times.

6It's The Little Things

Last week my kid flushed a box of crayons down the toilet. I respect your excitement 100 percent.

7I'm No Einstein, Buddy

How am I supposed to know?!

8Cute But Dangerous

Feel you.

9Why Even Bother Arguing?

I can confirm. This is true.

10#MomGoals

One of the up-sides to throwing your toddler a Frozen-themed birthday party: leftover birthday cake.

11You Win Some, You Lose Some

Glitter can often have disastrous effects.

12Getting Older By The Minute

TBH this is how "age" should normally be calculated.

13Mom Knows Best

Same.

14Should Have Seen That Coming

Just about sums it up.

15Why Oh Why

Who am I raising?!

16Romantic Night In

Who even has time for romance anymore?

17Is Spring Break Over Yet?

Any parent who can successfully coerce a child into finishing homework during vacation deserves a medal. Period.

18I Can't Do This

If this is what the future holds, I'm scared.

19#InsideVoices

Guilty.

20Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Whatever doesn't kill you will make you wish you could stay asleep until your kid turns at least 18.  

21Pipe Down

Do you have a kid? No? Then why are you speaking?

22Please Pray

This is a difficult time, but I know she'll make it through.

23Why Didn't I Think Of That

Why do 6-year-olds always come up with the best ideas?

24#Same

Lack of sleep will do that to you.

25First Date Blues

I don't even know what a "date" is anymore.

26At Least It's Important

I know more about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles than I know about the next presidential election.

27He Gets It

Wine Wednesday exists for a reason.

28Sticky Situation

It could be glue or it could be spilt apple juice. You'll never really know.

29#ToddlerDrama

I would watch that.

30The Struggle Is Real

So much laundry. So little time.

31Soup Is Soup

Realistically most of it will end up in your 2-year-old's hair, anyway.