31 Parenting Tweets That Make You Realize Kids Are The G.O.A.T


With both parents and kids getting back into the swing of the school year, so much can be expected on both ends. Whether you're prepared for what parenting has to offer or if you're just getting into the way things roll, there are other parents who equally share both your joy and pain. Some of whom choose to voice their trials and triumphs for the world to see, as seen in this week's round-up of the funniest parenting tweets out there.

Though some parents have chosen to be more personal with their parenting blunders, seeing the realness of parenting — the good and the bad — gives current parents a reason to breathe easy and gives new parents a sigh of relief. So whether your little ones have gotten into your make-up, stuffed the toilet with tissue and made it overflow, or told you about yourself more than you've planned for the week, you're still one of the G.O.A.T's when it comes to parenting, and don't you ever forget it.

Yes, kids can really be exhausting at times, but these 31 tweets prove that parents have found a way to laugh at their offsprings (and themselves) — just like a boss.

1Twilight For The Win

Be nimble. Be quick.

2What's For Dinner?

They can't?

3Sweet Serene Sleep

Ah, where's my blankie?

4Cry Me A River

No chance, bud.

5Damn You, Autocorrect!

Who lives in the pineapple, under the sea?

6Mum-Tail Hour

Yes, the baby's juice counts, too.

7Joke Of The Day

You're just a little too late, dad.

8Temper Tantrum? No Problem!

Just cry it out together.

9Eyes Wide Shut

Well, you'll get what you asked for.

10Repeat Offenders

Can you hide a cookie inside broccoli?


No judgement zone.

12Like A Pro

Because patience makes you a professional.

13Picture Day

And, they should definitely post them all over the interwebs.

14Learning Curves

If you believe it, you can achieve it.


No one ever really knows what they want, right?


Round of applause.


At least she'll have a perfect contour by 15.

18You Just Might Learn Something

Who runs the world? Kids.


Dreams really do come true.


Major key alert.


Hold up, they don't love you like I love you. Slow down, they don't love you like I love you.

22Calm, Cool, And Collected.

Totes fine here.

23Try Again

Not a chance, girl.

24Loop Holes Everywhere

How to win at parenting.

25What's My Age Again?

My, how the tables have turned.

26Bonding Time

You're a cool parent now. Congratulations.

27Potty Break

Well, at least you know who has the cleanest bathrooms now, right?

28Best Dad

You'll take this fish and you'll like it.


I hear NASA's hiring.

30Wasting Good Food

The look of death.

31Hold Your Breath

Don't even breathe.