Parenting a toddler can sometimes feel like a bad dream that you never really wake up from: you suffer through hour-long tantrums, your laundry pile never seems to shrink and despite the copious amounts of coffee you drink, you still feel like you might pass out at any given second. Everything within your reach, including your toddler's hands, the kitchen floor, and even your own clothes feel vaguely sticky, no matter how many hours you spend washing and scrubbing. Worst of all, there's a questionable brown substance on the kitchen floor that might be pudding, but most likely is something far worse. To cheer you up (and help you retain what's left of your sanity), we have for you another week's round-up of hysterical parenting tweets from Twitter's funniest parents.
You might feel like you're at the end of your rope, which is understandable, given you've collectively gotten no more than six hours of sleep the past couple of nights. To remind yourself that being a parent really is the greatest job in the world (and one of the funniest, too), it's best you take a break from the grind to scroll through these priceless tweets we've compiled for you. And when you're done, you might want to finally wipe that weird brown substance off of the kitchen floor.
There's also an array of granola bar wrappers and a half-eaten pudding cup hidden under the seat.
Who's the real winner here?
On the bright side, you just might have a future world-famous artist on your hands.
That's what happens after watching eight straight hours of Nick Jr.
7Have A Great Summer, Son
Your youngest does have a point.
10How Could She?
Are you sure she's really your daughter?
Hell hath no fury like a mom who's craving sugar.
12The Joys Of Summer Camp
At least your laundry load was lighter, though, right?
That pretty much sums it up.
14Please, Please Just Stop
Did you make sure to add in a tantrum mid-song for the full effect?
16No Sleep, No Problem?
Spoiler alert: you won't sleep for the next decade.
17The Start To A Great Day
The littlest of things start to excite you once you become a parent.
18There's Always More Poop
The diapers never, ever end.
19Twice The Drama
And when both aren't crying, they're either fighting or pooping.
21Are You Crazy?
I prefer to keep my sanity, thank you.
22Use Your Imagination, Kids
Marriage is truly about balance.
24Just Horsing Around
Well, she does have a point.
26Please, Not Again
If it's not poop, then it's either a booger or a weird-looking mosquito bite.
27Thanks, But No Thanks
The best birth control out there.
You love your kids, but loving all of their artwork is a little harder.
Socks over mermaids, any day.