Parenting a toddler can sometimes feel like a bad dream that you never really wake up from: you suffer through hour-long tantrums, your laundry pile never seems to shrink and despite the copious amounts of coffee you drink, you still feel like you might pass out at any given second. Everything within your reach, including your toddler's hands, the kitchen floor, and even your own clothes feel vaguely sticky, no matter how many hours you spend washing and scrubbing. Worst of all, there's a questionable brown substance on the kitchen floor that might be pudding, but most likely is something far worse. To cheer you up (and help you retain what's left of your sanity), we have for you another week's round-up of hysterical parenting tweets from Twitter's funniest parents.
You might feel like you're at the end of your rope, which is understandable, given you've collectively gotten no more than six hours of sleep the past couple of nights. To remind yourself that being a parent really is the greatest job in the world (and one of the funniest, too), it's best you take a break from the grind to scroll through these priceless tweets we've compiled for you. And when you're done, you might want to finally wipe that weird brown substance off of the kitchen floor.
2. Why Else?
There's also an array of granola bar wrappers and a half-eaten pudding cup hidden under the seat.
5. Bathroom Blues
On the bright side, you just might have a future world-famous artist on your hands.