When it comes to modern day slang I can hardly keep up with all the new terms. It seems like every day there's a new expression for something that I have no clue how to translate. One thing I've always been particularly proud of, however, is my ability to interpret hilarious slang words for private parts. Yes, I know, this makes me sound like I have the comedic affinity of a teenage boy. And you know what, maybe I do. But there's nothing better than inserting some hysterical slang words into conversation with your pals when you're talking about your body parts.
Sure, these words might not be something you want to pass along to your young children. (It's important not to use euphemisms when discussing anatomy with kids.) But think of how funny it would be if you managed to explain to your partner that your kid bit you in the gazongas. Or to tell your friends that your dumplings are a little sore. Colorful and creative language to describe your most precious parts is not only fun, it's funny, too. So instead of talking about your vagina like it's just your vagina, why not introduce some nicknames for it that elevate it to the next level?