Arman Zhenikeyev/Corbis/Getty Images 33 Hilarious Slang Words For Private Parts
When it comes to modern day slang I can hardly keep up with all the new terms. It seems like every day there's a new expression for something that I have no clue how to translate. One thing I've always been particularly proud of, however, is my ability to interpret
hilarious slang words for private parts. Yes, I know, this makes me sound like I have the comedic affinity of a teenage boy. And you know what, maybe I do. But there's nothing better than inserting some hysterical slang words into conversation with your pals when you're talking about your body parts.
Sure, these words might not be something you want to pass along to your young children. (It's important
not to use euphemisms when discussing anatomy with kids.) But think of how funny it would be if you managed to explain to your partner that your kid bit you in the gazongas. Or to tell your friends that your dumplings are a little sore. Colorful and creative language to describe your most precious parts is not only fun, it's funny, too. So instead of talking about your vagina like it's just your vagina, why not introduce some nicknames for it that elevate it to the next level? 1 Tuckus
My personal favorite
slang words for butt, Buzzfeed didn't disappoint when it rounded up a long list of euphemisms for the booty 3 Dumplings Sellwell/Moment/Getty Images 6 Fanny
I'm bringing this one back, and my grandmother would be proud. Rather than referring to my backside as my badonkadonk, I'm reaching deep into the slang of my childhood to call my buns my fanny from now on.
9 Juicy Double
Need a new nickname for your booty? How about referring to it as a juicy double? Sounds like a menu item at Wendy's to me
, but that didn't keep Sir Mix A Lot from using it in his hit "Baby Got Back." 10 Cupid's Warehouse
With Valentine's Day right around the corner, it's only right to bring this one into conversation as soon as possible, right? According to Slate, this is some of the
more affectionate slang terms for vagina. 11 Netherlands
You don't need to hop on a plane to take a trip down to the Netherlands, it's true. According to Mental Floss, people have been using this
sthe Netherlands as a term for vagina since 1590. 12 Gazongas
I still remember middle school boys using gazongas as slang for boobs.
13 Whirligigs Supawat Punnanon / EyeEm/EyeEm/Getty Images
How fun is this word to say? So fun. Thanks to Slate for introducing this slang for testicles into my life.
14 Arbor Vitae
Mental Floss nailed it with this slang for penis that's been around since 1732. Arbor vitae? The tree of life? These just keep getting better.
I'd much rather talk about cakes all day than talk about my butt. Little did I know,
cakes is slang for your butt according to Buzzfeed. Joke's on me. 16 Kahunas
Tried and true, kahunas term used in place of your boobs.
17 Staff Of Life
Not gonna lie, Slate got a laugh out of me with this one. I can't wait to refer to a penis as the staff of life the next time I get the chance.
Another term from Buzzfeed, this is one I'll never forget. Because... how could I?
Though this one totally reminds me of
(cotton headed ninny muggins anyone?), I think using Elf nuggins as a term for testicles, per Slate's suggestion, is too fun to pass. 22 Vertical Bacon Sandwich 23 Aphrodisiacal Tennis Court Benjamin Solomon/Getty Images Sport/Getty Images
I've never heard this used in conversation before, but now I'm making it my goal in life to refer to somebody's vagina by using this term. The folks over at Slate apparently had never heard it before either, as they placed it under their
slang that makes you go "huh?" category. 25 Smothers Brothers
Looking for something a little more aggressive to call the twins? Buzzfeed suggested "Smothers Brothers" as the next great nickname for your boobs.
Also known as Spanish for eggs, feel free to use
huevos as slang for testicles the next time you feel like getting bilingual, according to the Urban Dictionary. 30 Meat-A-Ball-As Christian Darby Santos / EyeEm/EyeEm/Getty Images
Say it out loud, with an Italian accent, and you'll get a dramatic and funny Buzzfeed approved way to refer to your boobs. I think Don Corleone would be proud too.
Oh the gitzi, the good ole gitzi. This one comes from a family friend, and it's just so much more fun to say than vagina, isn't it?
32 The Dream Team
Buzzfeed suggested you really believed in yourself, and your boobs, with this nickname. Perk those twins up and put the dream team to work.
33 Twin Peaks is making a comeback on television, so why not bring it back as a term for boobs too? Twin Peaks
This article was originally published on
Feb. 6, 2017