It's the middle of the week, and as a mom, you've already probably dealt with nearly a dozen of your kids' meltdowns. The endless cooking, hour-long carpool sessions and countless number of sleepless nights might have you down, but luckily, we have a mid-week surprise to help cheer you up: this week's round-up of the most hilarious parenting tweets.
There's no denying that being a parent can be hard, but remembering that there are tons of other moms out there going through similar scenarios as you can make the job feel a little lighter, and a lot more hilarious. You aren't the only parent out there that spent the evening convincing your 6-year-old that the television was not haunted, or the only mom that had to pry your toddler's favorite teething toy out of the garbage. As parents, you're never truly alone. There is always another mom out there that knows exactly the hardships and trials that you are going through.
Sit back, relax, and check out some of the most priceless tweets that Twitter's funniest parents have to offer. You won't regret it, and just might begin to appreciate a bit more all of the craziness that parenthood has to offer.
1. Could've Been Worse
Been there. Found that.
2. Parenting 101
Or juice boxes. And granola bars.
3. Quite The Artist
Actually kind of impressive when you really think about it.
4. Learned The Hard Way
At least it's not in the toilet, right?
5. Sound Logic
I see their point.
6. What's Your Secret?
You must be some sort of wizard.
7. No Comeback
Sounds pretty spot on to me.
8. Drinking Fountain Blues
To whoever taught my kids this: I will find you, and I will hunt you down.
You could even make it four weeks, just to be safe.
10. Sorry, Not Sorry
11. My Happy Place
Could not agree more.
12. Common Mistake
No amount of Tylenol can cure that.
My favorite pastime.
14. I Feel Your Pain
When your kids move out, you finally no longer have to pretend that you like vegetables.
15. Who Are They Kidding?
Where would they get a crazy idea like that?
17. More Like 3 Hours
You'd think it would be easy to dress somebody so small. But nope.
18. Percentage Parenting
The other 10 percent of parenting is wiping throw-up off the kitchen cabinets.
19. Luckiest Mom Ever
You, my dear, have indeed won the parenting lottery.
20. Not So Fun
Or maybe two bottles. Just in case.
21. Pipe Down
Maybe my kids are annoying, but yours are worse.
Why else would anyone be scarfing down Lucky Charms at 2 a.m.?
22. I Can Do This
Maybe it's not rocket science, but it's still the hardest job out there.
24. No Judgment
25. If I Say Yes Will You Be Quiet?
Unfortunately, this sometimes works. Kids really know what they're doing.
26. Stand-Up Comedian
"Cute" can become "annoying" real, real fast.
27. How Is This Possible?
Something's not right in the universe.
28. Why Even Bother?
You deserve a medal.
29. Three Kids Too Many
30. Why Oh Why
Why should you even bother to cook anything other than macaroni and cheese?
It could be worse, right?
32. Party Animal
It's a Friday night and I'm working on a jigsaw puzzle with my 6-year-old, so you could say I'm pretty wild.
Who are you really trying to punish? Yourself?