33 Priceless Parenting Tweets That Any Mom Can Relate To


It's the middle of the week, and as a mom, you've already probably dealt with nearly a dozen of your kids' meltdowns. The endless cooking, hour-long carpool sessions and countless number of sleepless nights might have you down, but luckily, we have a mid-week surprise to help cheer you up: this week's round-up of the most hilarious parenting tweets.

There's no denying that being a parent can be hard, but remembering that there are tons of other moms out there going through similar scenarios as you can make the job feel a little lighter, and a lot more hilarious. You aren't the only parent out there that spent the evening convincing your 6-year-old that the television was not haunted, or the only mom that had to pry your toddler's favorite teething toy out of the garbage. As parents, you're never truly alone. There is always another mom out there that knows exactly the hardships and trials that you are going through.

Sit back, relax, and check out some of the most priceless tweets that Twitter's funniest parents have to offer. You won't regret it, and just might begin to appreciate a bit more all of the craziness that parenthood has to offer.

1Could've Been Worse

Been there. Found that.

2Parenting 101

Or juice boxes. And granola bars.

3Quite The Artist

Actually kind of impressive when you really think about it.

4Learned The Hard Way

At least it's not in the toilet, right?

5Sound Logic

I see their point.

6What's Your Secret?

You must be some sort of wizard.

7No Comeback

Sounds pretty spot on to me.

8Drinking Fountain Blues

To whoever taught my kids this: I will find you, and I will hunt you down.


You could even make it four weeks, just to be safe.

10Sorry, Not Sorry

You're welcome.

11My Happy Place

Could not agree more.

12Common Mistake

No amount of Tylenol can cure that.


My favorite pastime.

14I Feel Your Pain

When your kids move out, you finally no longer have to pretend that you like vegetables.

15Who Are They Kidding?

Where would they get a crazy idea like that?



17More Like 3 Hours

You'd think it would be easy to dress somebody so small. But nope.

18Percentage Parenting

The other 10 percent of parenting is wiping throw-up off the kitchen cabinets.

19Luckiest Mom Ever

You, my dear, have indeed won the parenting lottery.

20Not So Fun

Or maybe two bottles. Just in case.

21Pipe Down

Maybe my kids are annoying, but yours are worse.


Why else would anyone be scarfing down Lucky Charms at 2 a.m.?

22I Can Do This

Maybe it's not rocket science, but it's still the hardest job out there.

24No Judgment

Totally understandable.

25If I Say Yes Will You Be Quiet?

Unfortunately, this sometimes works. Kids really know what they're doing.

26Stand-Up Comedian

"Cute" can become "annoying" real, real fast.

27How Is This Possible?

Something's not right in the universe.

28Why Even Bother?

You deserve a medal.

29Three Kids Too Many

Feel you.

30Why Oh Why

Why should you even bother to cook anything other than macaroni and cheese?


It could be worse, right?

32Party Animal

It's a Friday night and I'm working on a jigsaw puzzle with my 6-year-old, so you could say I'm pretty wild.


Who are you really trying to punish? Yourself?