35 Hysterical Parenting Tweets From Twitter's Funniest Parents
bySamantha Rucker
If you're a parent, then you definitely understand what it feels like to never have enough hours in a day, and you can most likely feel the gray hairs forming on your head during each and every argument between your toddler and your 5-year-old. Any hour of extra sleep you can manage feels like a gift from the gods; squeezing in a manicure every couple of months seems like a superhuman feat. Through the midst of this craziness, however, one can certainly see the humor in it all, which is made especially clear through this week's set of funniest parenting tweets, written by some of Twitter's most hilarious parents.
Your life may feel like it's in constant chaos, whether this be in the form of your toddler's disarrayed play room or the endless pile of dirty dishes in the sink that never seems to shrink. Despite the madness, never forget that being a parent is one of the greatest jobs in the world, even if it requires a little less sleep and a lot more caffeine. If you're in need of a morale boost, take some time to scroll through these hilarious parenting tweets, because laughter can often times be the cure to an overly hectic lifestyle.
1
Never Again
Been there. Tried that.
2
#TeenagerProblems
You really have to admire their determination.
3
Let Me Sleep
Sounds fair to me.
4
#Same
It's all fun and games until you find a a wedge of cheese lodged under the couch cushions.
5
How Evil
Or any article of clothing, for that matter.
6
#MomLife
Sometimes even 10 minutes, if you're lucky.
7
Sound Logic
This is one thing I'll never understand.
8
Makes Sense To Me
Well, I can't argue with that.
9
Why Oh Why
Feel you.
10
A Phone Call Away
Let's be real here. He wouldn't answer.
11
What's Your Secret?
Unbelievable.
12
A Dangerous Place
Stay away. Stay far away.
13
Practice Makes Perfect
Part of parenting is pretending that you enjoy sitting through soccer practice.
14
Toilet Paper Conundrum
They're probably both winning.
15
Not Again
A parent's worst nightmare.
16
Headaches For Days
I am so, so sorry.
17
#MomLife
And you probably won't think straight until they've finally moved out.
18
Lunch Time Blues
You can never win with 3-year-olds.
19
Totally Worth It
More like 3 percent of the time.
20
Yikes
Well, he has to learn sometime.
21
Rookie Mistake
You win some, you lose some.
22
Told You So
If you don't have kids, you just don't get it.
23
Netflix Is Life
Can you blame him?
24
#MomGoals
Teach me your ways.
25
Way Too Long
Totally accurate.
26
#Awkweird
At least he's efficient.
27
A Daily Occurrence
This is why parents can never sleep in on weekends.
