41 Funniest Parenting Tweets About Spring Break, Because It's Not A Vacation For Everyone


Ah, spring break: it's a time for sandy beaches, tropical beverages, and plenty of relaxation. Well, for some people at least. Parents in particular have a different take on this annual vacation from school. And, as reflected in the funniest parenting tweets about spring break, this week can mean more work than ever.

For many families, there's just no winning when it comes to spring break. If you do plan a family vacation, then someone will inevitably get sick. Staying home with your kids could mean hours of flipping water bottles and arguing with siblings. And if you had any hopes of using this time to catch up on work, well, that's probably going out the window.

That said, embracing the chaos can have its own charms. Sure, falling asleep while watching the same animated movie for the millionth time is not the same as a wild weekend in Cabo. However, there is something to be said for the little moments of bonding you get to spend with your kid during this week. Those springtime memories are priceless, even if you have to spend a lot of time learning the intricacies of video games. Hopefully, you and your family will enjoy a spring break that's perfect in its own way.

1Real Talk

This is a sneak preview of adulthood, basically. One day you'll also get super excited about going to Costco.

2Making Memories

OK, but the bowling shoes alone are fun.


Of course, many teachers are parents, too.

4. Indulgences

It's the little things.


Everybody needs a breather.

6Well Played

Enjoy the silence.

7Reality Check

Spring break is tough whether they're with you or not, to be honest.

8The Quiet Game

Outright bribery is not off the table, either.

9Statement Piece

You get to make some creative statements when you spend this much time with the kids.

10$*!# Spring Break

Can you ban a holiday from your household?

11Perfect Timing

Guess it's better than missing school?

12. Close Enough

Sometimes you have to lean into the chaos.

13Preventative Measures

Although barfing can be its own form of entertainment, so there's that.

14The Price Of Creativity

Just use your imagination.

15. Sweet Delusions

If only.

16Finish Strong

It's basically an endurance event.

17Distance Learning

Technology skills are important, too.

18Managing Expectations

You can pretend the upstairs is Hawaii.

19School Days

Some things are priceless.

20Gamer Time

Your kid's hobbies can get so... interesting.

21Away With You

If you're bored, you can always fold some laundry.

22The Little Joys

Even the most hectic of spring breaks still have moments of magic.

23Kids These Days

Well, there are worse ways to pass the time.


You have to admire that initiative. Well, sort of.

25Just What I Wanted

It's a family road trip straight to the doctor's office.

26For Real

Those indoor inflatable places aren't cheap.

27There Can Be Only One

If they're going to fight, it might as well be in the most ridiculous way possible.

28Real Life

It's exactly like a beach vacation, right?

29Basically The Worst

Although it is kind of tough when spring break weeks don't match up.


Seriously though, that sounds charming.

31No Go

"The beach is closed this year."

32All Too True

How did this happen, exactly?

33Things To Do

People to see. Naps to take.

34Brace Yourselves

The latest thriller movie has nothing on this scenario.

35Crucial Topics

OK, but pizza can figure into everyone's spring break, right?

36Talk Amongst Yourselves

Want to learn how to file taxes? It's the best.

37Party On

Basically, anything involving sleep is OK.

38Sneaky Snake

If nothing else, you've earned the right to subtly mess with your kids from time to time.

39Sincerest Wishes

If they're going to fight, hopefully they'll at least make it entertaining.

40Friendly Reminder

Grapes are not that bad.

41Time Well Spent

At least you're in good company.