For some, this week marks the culmination of a year’s worth of good (or questionable) behavior. The holiday season will be in full swing, and with that means many people returning to their hometown, to their childhood homes, to their twin beds. And, for the horny folks among us, that raises the age-old question: how are you going to get laid while staying at your parents house?
There will be presents and smiling politely while answering annoying questions like, “Do you have a real job?” and “Have you found a life partner yet." And when you just can't take it anymore, you’ll make plans to meet your friends at the local watering hole to reminisce about all the times you spent together and your plans for next year. That is, until you catch the eye of the nearest hotty at the bar. Whether it’s your high school boyfriend, the kid you had a crush on but you thought was out of your league, or the one who got away, you’re going to need a plan. Because chances are high that you’re both sleeping in your childhood bedrooms tonight, and if that’s not super sexy, then I don’t know what is.
With a few mindful moves, you can absolutely get laid while staying at your parents house, and live to tell the tale. So to all my holiday hookup heathens, take note and learn how to prevent that awkward moment where your mother walks in on you tangled in the sheets with Benny from down the street.