It's almost time for everyone's favorite hot dog and explosion-centric holiday, Independence Day. The day when we celebrate our country by eating popsicles and partying outdoors. I'm all about it. I love summer, I love cookouts, and although we certainly have our issues (especially lately), I guess America's pretty cool, too. That's why it pains me so much when some people don't celebrate properly. I'm here to tell you about a few things you shouldn't post on Instagram for the Fourth of July, because some of them are just not pretty, and some might actually make you look bad.
Of course, your social media account is a way to express yourself, and anyone who doesn't want to see what you're posting can just unfollow. But we're talking about things that nobody wants to see. Think of this list as an extended "Psst, you have have spinach in your teeth." This isn't criticism; it's just me doing you a solid. Helping out a fellow human. Because nobody wants to be the person with spinach in their teeth, and posting something dumb or tone-deaf on social media is sort of like the digital version of that spinach, ya dig? Let's get to it.