Chad Johnson's Best 'Bachelorette' Tweets, Because He Is Actually Pretty Funny
From the moment Chad Johnson hit our Bachelorette screens, it was so clear that the Season 12 villain would be a a total pop culture sensation. He's obviously very good-looking (I mean, duh), and his attractiveness paired with his self confidence (amplified by being stuck in close quarters with 25 other men) manifested in the perfect reality TV show villain. Of course, whether Chad is actually as egotistical, meat-loving, and aggressive as he comes off in the show is something we'll never truly know. One thing's for sure, though: Chad certainly did "lean in" to the whole villain thing, as some of the best Bachelorette Chad tweets can attest.
Between Instagram posts macking on the other suitors' ex-girlfriends and Twitter potshots at his fellow former contestants, Chad's social media presence is an endless font of pomposity and hilarity. Chad throwing shade, dispensing priceless life pro tips, and clapping back at the haters is equally as hilarious as watching him react to his ever-growing band of fans, both famous and not.
Throwing Shade At His Fellow Suitors
Luke Pell pretty much stayed far away from the Chad drama, so it's a little bit weird that Chad is going in so hard on making fun of Luke.
I hope @Luke__Pell sells a lot of weird nasally sounding country music iTunes songs after the show LoL sorry bruh— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) June 21, 2016
Chad joined in (more than once) with the ever-growing chorus of voices questioning whether Jordan Rodgers was on the show for "The Right Reasons."
Thank god we all Wreckagnize @JRodgers11 was a cheater and liar all along. Didn't wanna half to explain my intuition reading LoL— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) June 21, 2016
Shading final two contender Robby Hayes like whoa.
Mr. Steal Yo Girl graduates to Mr. Steal Yo Family.
Unsolicited Life Advice
Between the protein powder, glomming down meats, and working out with luggage strapped to his legs, Chad is clearly a master of staying fit in *any and all* situations. Even stuck in a house with 25 dudes who hate him.
Weight belt on, preworkout drank, walkin into the gym... I wonder where they keep the luggage at pic.twitter.com/KRsAQaY2F8— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) May 31, 2016
You can never eat too much ice cream. So saith The Chad. So saith we all.
If someone says "Chad you've eaten too much ice cream" I'm gonna say f#%! You and then proceed to eat all the ice cream on earth.— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) June 11, 2016
This is verging uncomfortably close to a Trumpism, except I think it's socially progressive? Maybe?
Legalize everything that doesn't affect ur gym routine #MakeAmericaJackedAgain— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) June 21, 2016
Call it egoism or call it self-love. Chad thinks everyone should love themselves the way Chad loves himself.
Can't we all have huge egos? Is mine big or everyone else's just small? Why can't we all think we're the shit LOL— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) June 16, 2016
Not just every fetus is worthy of The Chad's DNA.
Having a kid would be bs. Giving that kid my genes? Hell nah. What has that kid done to deserve my DNA. Nothin.. Prove UR value first, son.— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 18, 2016
PSA: Don't take Viagra if you don't need Viagra. Gonna file this one away under "duh" and "dear god why."
If you do not need a Viagra, do not pop a Viagra. The pain is not worth the comical nature of your intended pursuit. #MyDizzleHurts— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 23, 2016
Chad's Best Clap Backs
Don't poke the Chad Bear about his alleged steroid usage.
@damianholbrook my skin is silky smooth but thank you :)— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) May 27, 2016
Killin' the haters with kindness – it's the Chad way.
@doubledumbdick Wow thanks! I send many thanks to you, for being a huge fan!— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) May 31, 2016
At some point prior to Chad reaching Peak Chad, Andi Dorfman, the star of The Bachelorette Season 10, thought Chad might win. Can you imagine? Chad could.
Chad Johnson: Vice President of the United States? The Chad and The Donald *do* have a lot of eerie similarities.
It somehow makes so much sense that an actor who formerly played a member of the Entourage crew would love Chad, doesn't it?
Spencer Pratt was arguably the single greatest reality TV villain of the early-mid aughts. It makes all the sense that he'd be drawn to another big personality, like The Chad.
New power couple alert? Move over, Hiddleswift, and make way for Mr. Chad "Take Yo Girl" Johnson.
Justin Bieber is a Chad fan and Chad took notice – and, hey, can't hurt to hit The Biebs up for a bit of a social media boost!
Live Tweeting The Final Three
And finally, Chad went *all in* during the July 25 final three episode.
Why is @cbmcnary so sweaty at dinner lol Like take a breath brah, have a drink, eat some chicken.. Anything.. Just stop sweating ASAP— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 26, 2016
Oh, Chad. Never change. (But actually maybe cool it just a tad bit with the lowkey sexism.)