The Funniest Tweets About Chris Christie At Super Tuesday Said He Was Being Held Hostage
Donald Trump dominated in most polls across the country on Super Tuesday — the biggest voting event of the election season. In a really weird twist of events, former Republican presidential candidate and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie introduced Donald Trump before he spoke to his supporters at his campaign headquarters. Then, Christie awkwardly stood behind Trump, almost looking afraid, while Trump spoke to voters. The funniest tweets about Christie at Super Tuesday with Trump make it clear that Christie must've been held hostage or something.
Christie dropped out of the GOP race for the nomination last week and he endorsed Trump in the same day. It was weird — so weird that a top New Jersey newspaper retracted its previous endorsement of Christie because of his endorsement for Trump. Trump had won six states around 10 p.m. on Tuesday, and he was project to win a couple of more, though Texas Sen. Ted Cruz was giving him a run for his money.
During his speech, Trump hit all his normal talking points: we'll build a great wall, Planned Parenthood is good but I'm pretending to a be a conservative — all that stuff. And Twitter noticed that Christie looked really uncomfortable. He almost looked like he was being controlled by the Trump campaign or something. Of course, hilarity ensued on Twitter:
Christie looks like the shell-shocked spouse at a press conference where the politician husband just admitted he has a thing for hookers.— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 2, 2016
Chris Christie looks like someone being forced to make a hostage video by a terrorist. All that's missing is proof of life.— Joe Adalian (@TVMoJoe) March 2, 2016
Chris Christie really hates being in New Jersey, doesn't he?— daveweigel (@daveweigel) March 2, 2016
Chris Christie is currently doing Michael Bluth's "I've made a huge mistake" face.— Dylan Matthews (@dylanmatt) March 2, 2016
In all seriousness, Chris Christie looks so strange. Like he's about to vomit.— emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) March 2, 2016
Chris Christie has been re-enacting Mike Myers' "Uh-oh, Kanye is veering off the script... What do I do?" Face for 15 solid minutes.— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) March 2, 2016
When your friends telling a story that doesn't add up https://t.co/Sf3aBANA9I— mouqeet (@mouqeet_) March 2, 2016
Chris Christie trying to figure out how the hell this happened to him https://t.co/5buKrSM9pG— Nick Robinson (@Babylonian) March 2, 2016
Let's play a game: A dog or Chris Christie standing behind Trump for the last 30 minutes? pic.twitter.com/7W39nXcfyU— Andrew Kirell (@AndrewKirell) March 2, 2016
Christie was either really hungry, worried that maybe he didn't turn off the coffee maker before he left the house, or seriously regretting his decision to support Trump. Or, more interestingly, he was being mind controlled! *Evil laugh* I doubt it's that last one, but that's what Twitter thinks, for sure.