Your Weekly Parenting Horoscope For April 11-16

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It's true: Your zodiac sign offers insight into plenty of random moments in your everyday life — from how you can best tackle your toddler's worst tantrums to identifying your career goals. Romper partnered with astrologer Maressa Brown to share how every sign can make what's going on up in the sky work for them and score more bliss and balance in your day-to-day. Here's your weekly parenting horoscope for April 10-16.

If Mercury retrograde wasn't enough to make you lose your damn mind, mama, then the sky has even more chaos in store for you this week! Tuesday's full moon in Libra is in opposition to sudden change-maker Uranus in Aries, pitting our instincts to keep things chill against an unpredictable, aggressive vibe. Basically, during this full moon—which will be felt up through Saturday—you really should just expect the unexpected (like your littlest throwing the most epic temper tantrum when you're trying to finish a major project).

Best news of the week? Venus, which has been retrograde and throwing a wrench in our sex and love lives since March 4, will finally move forward again in Pisces on Saturday. Getting married during Venus retrograde is generally ill-advised, but after the 15th, couples wanting to say "I do" will be in the clear. You may also have better luck landing a sitter to squeeze in a frickin' date night with your partner.

Read more below to find out what this week's forecast means for your sign.

Aries (March 21–April 19)

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You'll be caught off-guard when your partner is suddenly in a heinous mood or starts a fight with you out of the blue around Tuesday, when the full moon in your seventh house of partnership opposes Uranus in your sign. Your instinct might be to totally freak out, and you will be entitled to do that! But keep in mind that the conflict could very well blow over faster than it popped up.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) 

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Maybe you've been having a hell of a time trying to get together with some friends for a moms' wine night, or that creative team project at work has been at a standstill. Well, you can blame Venus, which was retrograde in your eleventh house of networking and friends since March 4! Thankfully, it moves forward on Saturday, so any activities that involve a big group should get a boost. Just be super clear on the details to preempt misunderstandings, since Mercury is now retrograde in your sign. Yep, good times.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

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All you'll want is some spontaneous, sexy times fun with your partner or a potential S.O. around Tuesday when the full moon is in your fifth house of romance. Unfortunately, your boss could demand a project be submitted sooner rather than later, or your sister-in-law will get sick and say she can't watch the baby. Yes, you will be frustrated AF. But maybe also it's an opportunity to get super-creative with how you and your bae are scoring your satisfaction. Enjoy.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

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Hate to be the one to break this to you, mama, but something has got to give around Tuesday, when the full moon in your fourth house of home life opposes change-maker Uranus in your tenth house of career. A sudden turn of events when it comes to a conflict between work and child care could have you losing s**t. Thankfully, confronting the issue now could lead to a potential solution you hadn't necessarily thought of before.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

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If you've been feeling sexually frustrated, you'll finally find that one-on-one time you've been wanting with your bae once Venus ends its nearly five-week retrograde and moves forward in your eighth house of sexual intimacy on Saturday. Even if it's just 10 minutes in the shower before the baby wakes up, or a fast and dirty sexting session while one of you is out of town for biz, it's all good! You'll totally make the most of it.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

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Whether it's a child care bill that shows up out of nowhere or a check that went missing, you may have to confront an ongoing financial issue with your partner around Tuesday when the full moon in your second house of income opposes change-maker Uranus. It's basically the last thing you want to do, but hashing it out right here and now might be key to preempting additional annoying AF headaches around the same lame issue. You've got this.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

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Maybe you've had absolutely zero motivation with that post-baby fitness plan, or you got a haircut that you loathe. Either way, you've probably been feeling a bit off since your ruling planet Venus has been retrograde in your sixth house of routine. Once it moves forward on Saturday, you can finally get some momentum around a self-care plan. Tell your partner to watch the L.O.s, and fire up that MindBody app! Seriously, you deserve it.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

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Whether you've been thinking about extending your maternity leave, winding down on breastsleeping, or sneaking in time for a spin class here and there, you've got a major opportunity to go for it on Friday when the confident sun pairs up with sudden change-maker Uranus in your sixth house of routine. You may feel like, in your gut, there's really no time to make a change like right now. Own it, mama.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

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Feeling emotionally satisfied, thanks to quality time with your partner and L.O., comes so much more easily once Venus ends its retrograde and moves forward in your fourth house of family life on Saturday. You may feel awesome just chilling out at home for a lazy weekend, or up for planning a big hike together. Either way, giving yourself a break from making huge, involved plans and just going with the flow will totally pay off now.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

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If you've been wanting to get the ball rolling with some kind of big-deal move — like renovating the nursery or having your mom come to stay with you for a minute to help with the kids — you'll be fired up and ready to handle it on Friday, when the confident sun pairs up with sudden change-maker Uranus in your fourth house of family life. Once you get started, you may surprise yourself with how quickly you can get it done. You're on fi-yah!

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

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If you've been feeling like your creativity hasn't exactly been functioning at full blast, and your professional goals are taking a hit as a result, you'll get back on track once Venus ends its retrograde and moves forward in your second house of income on Saturday. Then you'll find that even everyday moments — like hanging with your L.O. while they watch Moana, or eating a late dinner with your partner — have you feeling chill and more imaginative, both of which could help you hit your goals when it comes to moneymaking projects. Sweet.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

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Around Tuesday, when the full moon is in your eighth house of sexual intimacy, you may have the perfect child care plan in place and get your hopes up for a wild bang sesh with your partner or that hot guy or girl you've been seeing, only to end up being slammed at the last minute with a work crisis. You're bound to be aggravated — and who would blame you? Try to stay calm throughout the storm, and when you're on the other side of it, you'll really be able to relax and grab those well-deserved Os.