Hayley DeRoche

Whoops! Hayley DeRoche is a comedian, librarian, and author of HELLO LOVELIES!: A NOVEL, but you probably know her best from her TikTok & Instagram comedy, Sad Beige Clothes for Sad Beige Children.

She has been featured by the BBC, Today Show, The Washington Post's THE LIST, HuffPo, The Guardian, and more.

Hayley DeRoche

Do you not then hear this horrible scream all around you that people usually call silence

by Hayley DeRoche

9 Sad Beige Gifts That Capture The True Meaning Of The Holidays (Despair!)

From oatmeal to a tale from a (real) bog witch, allow ~Werner Herzog~ to help you reclaim the true meaning of the season.

Welcome To The Monotony of Existence, New Human

by Hayley DeRoche

The New Baby Etiquette Guide With Werner Herzog*

*not the real one, the sad beige one