13 Funny Mother's Day Quotes That Will Brighten Everyone's Day
Mother's Day. A holiday usually reserved for hugs, kisses, reminiscent moments, and catering to every single thing mom wants during those 24 hours. Tie in some cooked meals, a spa day, and a few laughs, and the day automatically becomes the success that you dreamed it to be. If your mom is anything like mine, the latter of the previously mentioned is her absolute favorite. My mom is quite the jokester, so having a batch of funny Mother's Day quotes handy always works in mine and my siblings favor.
While picking up the perfect Mother's Day card to make her laugh is totally my specialty, my younger brother seems to have all the right jokes for the big day. Though majority of them are kind of dry and corny, it's because of those very reasons why my mom ends up finding them so funny. I'll still never understand why she laughs so hard at some of the things we say, but hey, if it makes her smile, I'll stick with it. While Mother's Day is the perfect setup for delivering the gifts mom has been asking for since the beginning of the year, giving her a few laughs to go along with it is always a major plus.
If being funny just isn't your thing, try using one of these 15 quotes to make everyone laugh at this year's Mother's Day celebration.
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ― Phyllis Diller
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ― Calvin Trillin
"My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. ― Buddy Hackett
"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." ― Aristotle
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me son-of-a-bitch." ― Jack Nicholson
"Did you know, when your kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again? I sound fabulous." ― Paige Kellerman
"Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry & eating all of the fudgsicles over the course of a day so the kids don't have to." ― Kelly Oxford
"It'd be cool if my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue." ― Stephanie McMaster
"Whenever I'm with my mother, I feel as though I have to spend the whole time avoiding land mines." ― Amy Tan
"I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me." ― Calvin from 'Calvin and Hobbes'
"Having one child makes you a parent. Having two you are a referee." ― David Frost
"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." ― Author Unknown
"It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge." ― Phyllis Diller