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15 Funniest Tweets About Having Sex After Baby That New Parents Just Get

When your life is completely upended by the arrival of a baby, sometimes all you can do is laugh. Seriously, everything from your sleep schedule to your choice of entertainment is drastically changed. And, of course, these changes also affect your life in the bedroom. That said, the funniest tweets about having sex after baby show that sometimes humor is the best way to cope with your new normal.

There are a wide range of responses to picking up the art of sex after giving birth. Some women are more than ready to get back in the saddle, whereas others want to give that part of their lives a little break. However, it looks like most all new parents appreciate one thing more than romance at this time: snacks. Seriously, if you're trying to romance a new mom, it looks like a sandwich or two could help you out.

Of course, in all seriousness, returning to intimacy after having a baby is a topic that's often fraught with mixed feelings. Fatigue, fluctuating hormones, and the general shock of caring for a baby around the clock can mess with your sex drive. But instead of stressing about one more thing right now, it may be worthwhile to take a cue from these tweets and laugh at your situation. Thankfully, it won't last forever.

1Telling The Truth

So much for all of those hot dog and hallway jokes, eh?

2Rethinking Romance

Really, though: food is love.

3Making Do

Hey, cold cuts can make for a satisfying meal in their own right.

4Tell Me More

A how-to guide might be handy.

5Snacks Attack

Seriously: new parents are super into snacking.

6Agony

Thankfully, shoes are a thing.

7Earworm

Sure, your regular mood music has nothing on "bubble, bubble, bubble, guppies, guppies, guppies."

8Plausible Deniability

We found these kids in the cabbage patch, I swear.

9Contrarian

Hey, some people keep feeling the urge.

10Surprises

Isn't that fun?

11Give Me Some Credit

Nothing's touching those stitches. Nothing.

12Very First Time

You could incorporate this idea into some form of role play, if you're into that.

13I'm Sorry, What?

Seriously: what.

14Boom

What more needs to be said?

15Give It Time

Sometimes you just need a little R&R, and that's totally understandable.