Jerry Seinfeld, a father of three and internationally known comedian, would a truth about babies that equally hilarious. We'll soon be outnumbered. The newborns are coming to replace us!

You may recall Jared Padalecki as Gilmore Girl's swoonster Dean Forester. Today he's a dad of three so it's no wonder he knows a thing or two about overwhelming joy a new baby can bring to your life. We fully endorse Forester being cast as a charming dad in any upcoming sitcom.

Irish playwright George Bernard Shaw may have been most famous for transforming comedic drama, but here he shows his heart with this powerful quote. The power of a new life to renew the spirit is something most any parent can attest to.

You may not feel the same way as Charles Dickens does here when your child hits three and starts coloring on the walls. Or when they're suddenly five and full appreciate the power of talking back. But, wow. When they come into the world it's hard to debate Dickens words here.

Hear, hear to that, Julia. Science has yet to recreate the magic alchemy that is baby smell. Something about that warm, doughy smell is undeniably irresistible and, as she says, so incredibly full of promise.

You heard Tina Fey, right. As she said in her bestseller Bossy Pants, babies are more than just an easy target to place blame, be it farts or otherwise. They're wild, mysterious creatures and it's our job to figure them out. So yeah, in our confusion and frustration, we may have to pass the buck on them once in a while.

Oh Johnny Depp, truer words may never have been spoken. What is it about babies and puppies that just screams unconditional love? They just emit nothing but good feelings and we're so thankful to experience it.

Yes indeed. As Sandra Dallas once said, incubating a human has its less than pleasant moments, but boy are those easy to forget when suddenly you're cradling your perfect little newborn. All those months of not seeing your toes and dealing with absurd levels of heartburn suddenly drift away.

They're both sweet and you'd just like to eat them all up. We can't dispute Gayle Wray on this one. Babies and pastries do seem to be practically perfect.

If you can trust anyone on topics of parenting, it's comedian Jim Gaffigan. We can't even imagine how many diapers the father of five has dealt with. And he's right. Nothing cheers up even the snarkiest person like hanging out with a darling new baby.

Remember those first few weeks with your newborn at home. The sleepless nights, the fussy cries, the epiphany moment when you eased their angst by figuring out how to make them burp. Eureka!

For years P!nk's persona was that of a hardcore rockstar, but the minute she laid eyes on her children, that veneer melted away. Who hasn't been there? Nothing will ever seem as important once your child comes into the world.

You don't miss what you don't have the old saying goes. But boy don't you know once you've finally found it. Jodi Piccoult, author of My Sister's Keeper, certainly sums that up well.

Hear that? That's the sound of my heart bursting into a million pieces. When you're first handed your child you look at this minuscule bundle and at once you know that you will henceforth dedicate every breath you take to this incredible creature.

Gallagher, the comedian best known for smashing watermelons, may not be the first person to come to mind when you think of touching thoughts on parenting, but here we are. And it turns out he's right. The baby absolutely has you from the second they're born. Joke's on us.

Before the angst and the cynicism and the anxiety, there's just the hope of the future. I think that's what author Don Herold is saying here. Thank God we don't start out as snarky teens or curmudgeonly seniors. Instead, we land on this earth as perfect balls of sweetness.