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17 Celebrities Who Are Ageless & Obviously Drinking From The Fountain Of Youth

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The world is obsessed with celebrities and it's OK to admit it. In fact, if you tell me that you've never looked at your favorite celebrity's Twitter account or flipped through a celeb-centric magazine, I will not believe you. Celebrities are loved for their talent, their generosity, and their larger-than-life personalities, but it's the celebrities who are ageless that really turn up the world's obsession.

I know, obviously these celebrities have aged as far as numbers go, but when you look at them, you can't tell at all. Why is it such a big deal? Because I know that when I see Joey Tribbiani now, I nearly faint. It's been more than 20 years since Matt LeBlanc said his first words as our favorite pizza-eating soap-actor, but he has been immortalized in re-runs forever. To see him now, looking fabulous, but not like Joey, is a serious shock. Obviously I know actors are people, that they aren't their actual characters, and that they age just like the rest of us, but it's seriously weird to see someone you watch every night before bed look utterly different.

Give me all the tabloid gossip about celebrities eating nothing but kale and egg whites, I don't care. But show me one of these 17 obviously ageless celebrities and I'm in absolute awe. Seriously, how do they still look like this? How are they fighting mother nature? Is collagen available on the grocery store shelves in Hollywood? Do you have to create a horcrux in order to be successful in the world of pop culture? I have to know how these 17 ageless celebrities are doing it, and I don't think unicorn blood is the answer.

1. Will Smith

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 20: Actor Will Smith attends the 'Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice' New York Premiere at Radio City Music Hall on March 20, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

No, seriously, Will Smith. How the h*ll do you look so young? The picture on the left is from when he won a Grammy for "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" — the 1997 hit you danced to in middle school. The picture on the right is what he looks like now, 17 years later. Pass me that juice, Big Willy.

2. Jennifer Lopez

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HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 07: Actress/Singer Jennifer Lopez attends FOX's 'American Idol' Finale For The Farewell Season at Dolby Theatre on April 7, 2016 in Hollywood, California. at Dolby Theatre on April 7, 2016 in Hollywood, California. at Dolby Theatre on April 7, 2016 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

OK, Jennifer Lopez is the reason I believe in time travel. I'm pretty sure that 2016 J. Lo is actually 2000 Jenny from the Block and she's just screwing up the whole space-time continuum thing. Somebody get Doc Brown in here, because I ain't even mad at her, I just want to know how she's constantly slaying.

3. Jennifer Aniston

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HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 13: Actress Jennifer Aniston attends Open Roads World Premiere of 'Mother's Day' at TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX on April 13, 2016 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Let's play a game called How Good Can 13 Years Look? OK, Jennifer Aniston wins. I mean, d*mn, girl.

4. Beyoncé

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NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Beyonce attends the 'Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology' Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

Who run the world? Queen Bey obviously. No need to make lemonade out of aging lemons because she doesn't have a single one. From 2006 to 2016, she is as flawless as ever.

5. Jamie Foxx

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LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 06: Jamie Foxx speaks onstage during the 'Hillary Clinton: She's With Us' concert at The Greek Theatre on June 6, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Oh hey, Jamie Foxx. Are you just going to pretend like you haven't aged 11 years since that picture on the left was taken? OK, cool. Just wanted to make sure.

6. Gwen Stefani

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 31: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Gwen Stefani visits LinkedIn For Interview With Daniel Roth at LinkedIn Studios on March 31, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images for LinkedIn)

In 15 years, the only thing Gwen Stefani did was get cooler. How is this possible? What is she doing? Is she living off of the souls of No Doubt fans? Do bright colors make her immortal? Is she a hologram from the '90s that society refuses to see for what it really is because everyone's nostalgic?

7. Halle Berry

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RANCHO PALOS VERDES, CA - FEBRUARY 02: Actress Halle Berry attends the 2016 MAKERS Conference Day 2 at the Terrenea Resort on February 2, 2016 in Rancho Palos Verdes, California. (Photo by Angela Weiss/Getty Images for AOL)

Let's be honest here. In 14 years, I think Halle Berry actually has gone backward in time. She is getting younger by the minute and I'm ready to call it — Halle Berry is actually Benjamin Button.

8. Reese Witherspoon

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NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 15: Actress Reese Witherspoon attends the Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Gala at The Cunard Building on April 15, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Nine years goes by in a flash when you look like Reese Witherspoon. I bet she doesn't just survive on kale and purified air either.

9. Matt Damon

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HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Actor Matt Damon attends the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

A decade of Damon is right here in front of you and I have to ask — is everyone absolutely 100 percent sure that Damon wasn't cryogenically frozen at some point? I mean, has anybody been with him every single day of the past 10 years? I rest my case.

10. Rob Lowe

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PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 15: Actor Rob Lowe attends the FOX Winter TCA 2016 All-Star Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel and Spa on January 15, 2016 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

No, how is this possible? How? I swear, these two pictures of Rob Lowe look like they were taken seconds apart, not ten years.

11. Usher

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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Usher attends the 'Hands Of Stone' photocall during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

That picture on the left is Usher winning an award for his album, Confessions. You might remember listening to it when you were a high school freshman like I do. The picture on the right? I'm not sure who that is because there's no way in h*ll that's Usher, 13 years later. Obviously that is some imposter in an incredibly sexy Usher face mask.

12. John Stamos

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HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 13: Actor John Stamos attends Open Roads World Premiere of 'Mother's Day' at TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX on April 13, 2016 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Maybe the Olsen twins won't join the cast of Fuller House because they're scared Uncle Jesse will use their souls and smiles and twin power to keep himself preserved forever. Has anyone else considered this? Because John Stamos is looking mighty fresh for ten years between these photos.

13. Paul Rudd

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Actor Paul Rudd attends the Disney Premiere of 'Captain America: Civil War ' at El Capitan Theater, in Hollywood, California, on April 12, 2016. / AFP / VALERIE MACON (Photo credit should read VALERIE MACON/AFP/Getty Images)

First of all, The 40-Year-Old Virgin was released 11 years ago. Let that sink in for a second. Then look at that picture of Paul Rudd on the left, at the premiere of his movie. I don't get it.

14. Tyra Banks

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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 09: TV personality Tyra Banks attends the 24th annual Women in Entertainment Breakfast hosted by The Hollywood Reporter at Milk Studios on December 9, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for The Hollywood Reporter)

Smize it up, Tyra Banks. 12 years between these pictures and not a soul can tell. I just don't even understand how this happens. I mean, I saw that Disney Channel movie. Is she actually a doll brought to life? That has to be it, right?

15. Sarah Michelle Gellar

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NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 17: Sarah Michelle Gellar attends the 'My Little Pony Equestria Girls Friendship Games ' New York Premiere at Angelika Film Center on September 17, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Laura Cavanaugh/Getty Images)

Was she a vampire slayer to keep the world safe or because there can only be one immortal soul-sucker in the world and she's the queen? There are 14 years between these pictures and I'm going to let that sink in because I guarantee in 14 years, I will look old AF.

16. Neil Patrick Harris

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NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 17: Actor Neil Patrick Harris attends CNN Heroes 2015 - Red Carpet Arrivals at American Museum of Natural History on November 17, 2015 in New York City. 25619_023 (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for CNN)

Neil Patrick Harris can literally do no wrong — except for aging. He can't age worth a d*mn, obviously. In 10 years, the only difference is that he's even more adorable without the ultra blonde highlights plus a scruffy beard. Ugh, my heart.

17. Cindy Crawford

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LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 10: Model Cindy Crawford attends the Moschino Spring/Summer 17 Menswear and Women's Resort Collection during MADE LA at L.A. LIVE Event Deck on June 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

These two pictures of Cindy Crawford are 16 years apart. Yes, 16. The picture on the right is an entire brand-new teenager with a license older than the picture on the left. There is dark magic at work here.