Valentine's Day is almost here, which means it's time to join an epic social media battle. Which side are you on? Will you be sharing Instagram photos of the heart-shaped pancakes you made your kids, the bouquet of roses your boo sent you, and your candlelit dinner? Or will you be watching Netflix and flooding your Facebook newsfeed with anti-Valentine's Day memes?
The holiday dedicated to candy hearts and love isn't for everyone, whether you're in a relationship or not. Some argue that you should show your love for your partner every day, regardless of the holiday. I get that, definitely, but that argument is like saying that Christmas is pointless because we should all spend time with our loved ones every chance we get, not just one time a year. Plus, you can't wear red, lacy lingerie 24/7. I mean, that would get super irritating.
Others are firmly in the Valentine's Day haters squad because they're single, and that one I can understand a bit. Whether you're coping with your first Valentine's Day after divorce or have been single for a while, it can be totally disheartening to see everyone in line at Target with their champagne and strawberries and all you want is to pay for your new leggings and cow-shaped sugar bowl and get the hell out of there. Well, this one's for you, my friend. Here are 19 Valentine's Day memes perfect to share with the world when you just wish Saint Patrick's Day would hurry up so you'd have a legitimate excuse for drinking at 8 a.m.
1Let's Be Honest
Unless you count all of the pity parties you're going to throw yourself.
2I'll Be In The Cupboard Under The Stairs
And I'll thank you not to disturb me.
3Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
And so is all that damn pink and purple.
I say yes.
5Hello, It's Me
6The Perfect V-Day Card
Fairly Odd Parents will never steer you wrong so just watch them instead of romantic comedies.
Do not want.
They're everywhere. Just stay home.
9President Snow Gets It
Now I feel better.
10Patrick Is All Of Us
I KNEW IT.
11All You Need Is Love
Well that's one way to get yourself a heart, Tin Man. Make your own Valentine, people!
12Alcohol Never Lets You Down
And then maybe some Tylenol because it was a really long night.
13Live Footage Of Me On Valentine's Day
But I don't even look that good.
14For The History Nerds
Next time someone insists on telling you what a beautiful holiday it is, throw this knowledge at them.
15Not Even One Second
Seriously. Real life is over here kicking my ass, so I have no time for this nonsense of lacy lingerie, chocolate, and heart-shaped things.
16Time To Sanitize
Keep it to yourself, people.
17I Have Had Enough
If I see one more heart in this Target, I'm going to lose my mind.