19 'Harry Potter' Lines To Use On Tinder, Since There Isn't An App For Amortentia
Online dating has been around for years now, but apps like Tinder have seriously changed the game. Being able to find a date by simply swiping your finger on your phone is some Jetsons-level technology, but even that gets boring. Now, if you don't have a cute line, you're just another swipe. And what better to rival the magic of dating apps than having some Harry Potter lines to use on Tinder.
I know, coming up with fun quotes to grab your Tinder match's interest seems silly, but the Harry Potter lines are especially helpful. For one thing, you need to go ahead and let your match know that you're a total Potterhead and that if they want to slytherin your sheets, they need to get on your level. And Harry Potter? Come on, it's the most quotable series out there. Whether you're looking to be inspired, motivated, or just need a quote to get you through the day, Rowling's world is there. And now, these 19 Harry Potter quotes can score you one hell of a date. If you're playing hard to get, some of these are perfect for responding, but they'll also stand alone if you want to start the conversation. Just remember, you're a golden snitch and you deserve a seeker who wants you more than anything.
"I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good."
You saucy minx. Go ahead and let your bad girl side show with this line, especially if your Tinder match asks what you're up to later. (Insert wink emoji here.)
"Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?"
I mean, let's just cut to the chase. Sometimes you may not be interested in what your Tinder match has to say. Throw this one at them and maybe they'll get the hint.
Perfect for when you're ready to ask your Tinder date out, but don't want to take yourself too seriously.
"I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."
Because you haven't right? Your match said you were beautiful and now saying, "thank you" seems too lackluster.
"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, his hair is as dark as a blackboard. I wish he was mine, he's really divine, the hero who conquered the Dark Lord."
Obviously, save this one for a match with dark hair, but you get the picture. Who doesn't want some romantic poetry like this?
"I don't think you're a waste of space."
It's really just a nice thing to say, right? Your Tinder match will appreciate it.
"I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."
There are few things more courteous or generous than this, and I think it's time you let your Tinder match know how much you like them.
"Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?"
Oh sistah. When you're ready to take it to the next level, you just go ahead and throw this out there.
"That's what they should teach us here. How girls' brains work . . . it would be more useful than divination, anyway . . . "
For those matches that complain about how no one understands them or for the match that's moaning about how they never know what you're thinking. Girls are complicated and, let's face it, this would've been a way better class in that stuffy tower than divinations.
"Why don't we go and have a butterbeer in the Three Broomsticks?"
Just go for it. Be forward. Take that Tinder match out for butterbeer.
"You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there."
Wink wink, nudge nudge. Oh you'll be their friend alright.
"And now, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure."
Perfect for when you really click with a Tinder match and you want to go on some seriously fun dates.
"Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?"
You know, just for a general survey. I think it's important to make sure they don't list anything resembling you.
"Swish and flick."
It just sounds sexy, right?
"I am the chosen one."
Um, because you are, right? You make sure that Tinder match of yours knows it, too.
"Know what house you'll be in yet?"
Obviously the most important thing to know about your Tinder match — are they a Slytherin or what?
"I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet!"
Did your Tinder match get a little too forward? Slow them down with this quote from our girl Hermione that tells them you're not quite ready, but maybe soon if they stay in line.
"It is my belief . . . that the truth is generally more preferable to lies."
Because I'm willing to bet there's a whole MESS of liars on Tinder.
"Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry."
Daaaaaaamn, girl. Just go ahead and run with it, huh? No shame in your game, I'd lay it all out and also let them know if they're looking for horcruxes, you've got a few on your body to find.