19 Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard Tweets That Will Make Any Parent LOL
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are quickly emerging as a fierce and fearless voice on behalf of tired and slightly loopy parents everywhere. Their social media accounts are pure parenting gold. So, to honor their contributions to the art of exhausted parent comedy, here are the best Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard tweets guaranteed to make any parent LOL.
The two are parents to daughters Lincoln, 3, and Delta, who is just 17 months. And as the two actors juggle their crazy schedules and their little kids, they aren't afraid to share their struggles, with everything from battling the flu to family travels. The high-profile couple is such a model of family bliss, they star as themselves in a series of Samsung commercials that show the pair unloading groceries into a pricey smart refrigerator. And somehow it's totally adorable. When it comes to the All-American family, the Bell-Shepard brood is the go-to model.
Both actors certainly have their serious sides, though, speaking out — shouting even — about issues like coping with depression, Shepard's own experience with molestation, and their fight to stop the paparazzi's pursuit of Hollywood celebrity kids. Actually, they're kind of the coolest parents around. They make Africa vacation videos that make the rest of us feel totally lame about our own relationship vibes, but then Bell has come out and said their marriage isn't all "utter bliss."
They've even opened up about how they discipline their two daughters, which is generally pretty tricky territory to be sure, but again, this couple seems to navigate every parenting land mine with a combination of lightness and levity. But beyond all the interviews, sound bites, and promotional tours, this couple's social media accounts reflect two highly-talented, devoted people who are committed to their family and each other. Here are Bell and Shepard's greatest parenting tweets.
Do It "Like A Mother"
We're Pretty Cool With Carseats Now, Right?
I bet some parents felt like their rights were stolen when car seats were made mandatory. Hopefully they got over it. #SB277— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) July 3, 2015
I really miss my boobs. God bless breastfeeing. #HouseOfLies— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) April 25, 2016
They Get Really Into Game of Thrones
Where's The Paid Leave?
Bow Down To Boris
Boris's Karloff's reading of The Grinch set the bar impossibly high. It's downright humiliating when I read it aloud to my children.— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) February 21, 2016
Kids Are Hilarious
"Daddy, look at me. Look at me. NO kissing my armpits"— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) September 12, 2015
On Their Relationship
On Baby Talk
”My wipe did be sooo messy." I hope she never learns to speak correctly.— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) January 17, 2016
Because Grandparents Are Truly Wise
They Refuse To Be Silent On The Vaccine Debate
From all of us who believe in and support vaccines, THANK YOU @realDonaldTrump for coming out against them.— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) September 17, 2015
On How You Know Love Is Real
I’d like to publicly thank my husband @daxshepard1 for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) October 29, 2015
No One Said Parenting Was Always Pretty
I know several Navy SEALs who wouldn't come near any one of the numerous puke piles I've cleaned up in the past 48 hours #dadbeast— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) January 3, 2016
Again, Kids Are Messy
When can I expect to stop having avocado under my fingernails at all times? When they go to college?— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) September 30, 2015
Traveling With Kids Should Be Considered An Extreme Sport
On The Effects of Kid-Proofing A House
Come on, child locks. I appreciate all you do but let me in. I really don't wanna have to pee in my shower.— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) September 13, 2015
Parenting Is A Series Of Battles
Me: "Sorry I'm late. My kids staged a mutiny this morning."— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) April 11, 2016
You Know You're Having A Good Day When...
Not to brag, but i have THREE different barfs on my shirt. Hows your day?— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) August 27, 2015
But Bell and Shepard never let the craziness of parenting get them down. Their tweets make clear that they try not to take any moment too seriously, which is what helps make them amazing parents.