In Pretty Woman, Richard Gere takes Julia Roberts shopping and tells the store manager he's going to be spending an "obscene" amount of money. How much is that exactly? How much did all of those cream suits and polka dot dresses and hats actually cost old Edward Lewis? I feel like I have to know in case I ever decide to jokingly reference it and then someone expects me to drop a couple of grand.

Maybe I'm biased because I'm a Tim Burton's Batman girl, but why on earth did the batsuit in Batman & Robin have nipples? Were they there to protect Batman's nipples? Surely he's wearing some kind of undershirt with that thing. Can you imagine the chafing?

In Titanic, we all cried and had our hearts broken as the majestic ship went down with its passengers and crew, but arguably the most tragic moment of the movie is when Rose won't scoot over a few inches so Jack can have some of her damn door float. Why, Rose? Why did you want Jack to die?

I mean, it's not a studio. That thing has a living room and is fairly huge and right on Venice Beach. Romy works as a cashier at a Jaguar dealership and Michele is unemployed. How did this happen?

In Home Alone, the rumor is that the McCallisters' neighbor, Old Man Marley, has murdered half the block and kept the bodies in salt. Of course, this is later found to be untrue when Kevin actually talks to Marley, but what happened to Marley's hand in the drugstore scene? He slams it down on the table and you can see a bandage wrapped around it with blood seeping through on both sides? What the hell did you do to yourself, Old Man Marley?

In Terminator 2, the T-1000 is undercover as John Connor's mom, calmly chopping veggies for dinner. John interrupts the whole facade by calling home, but the question remains — aas the T-1000 actually going to make some kind of wholesome supper? Why waste all that time chopping celery if no one was going to eat it?

Or read? He was human at one time, and a prince at that. What the hell, Beast?

No one gets to hear, and it still drives me crazy.

Ellie and Alan are holding the door shut to keep the velociraptor from coming in? She tries to reach for the gun laying nearby, but says if she does, the velociraptor will get in. And what is little Timmy doing? Standing there like a fool. Pick up the gun, Tim!

Buzz Lightyear believes he's a for real space ranger, so how does he know to go silent and still when Andy enters a room?

So many things happen in Pulp Fiction that it's easy to let this one slip on by. But seriously, what is causing that glow from the briefcase?

OK, I know Josie isn't really a teenager in Never Been Kissed, but no one thinks it's creepy that her teacher had a connection with her and makes out with her the minute he realizes her age?

I mean, seriously. We're assuming he thinks he's been hired by someone in The Sixth Sense, right? Isn't he wondering why no one will pay him for all this work he's doing with Cole?

I can not tell you how infuriating this is. Why the hell is Sydney home alone after two students from her high school have been brutally murdered? Why does no one call the police when Ghostface calls her at Tatum's house? Why are the parents of these teens letting them get drunk at a party instead of at home with the doors locked? Maddening.

Did she stand in a freezer for hours so her body wouldn't immediately melt the whipped cream in Varsity Blues? How is it all still so . . . perky?

Scotty Smalls is not an alien visiting planet Earth in The Sandlot. How in God's name has he never heard of a s'more before? Why do his parents just let him spend hours with an erector set all day?

In A League of Their Own, Dottie's little sister, Kit, makes the game-ending slide for Kit's team to win the World Series because Dottie, playing catcher, drops the ball. So did she drop it on purpose? Does Kit just happen to knock it out? This has bothered me since I was little and dear God, I have to know.

In You've Got Mail, Joe Fox's grandfather makes a comment about how enchanting Cecilia Kelly is, and how they used to "exchange letters". There's no more elaboration, except to note that her daughter now owns the bookshop Fox and his family are going to put out of business. So did Kathleen Kelly's mother date Joe Fox's grandfather? There's no mention of Kathleen Kelly's father —could she and Joe be related? Could she actually be his aunt? MIND. BLOWN.

OK, sure, Binx is transformed into a cat in Hocus Pocus, but oh my God, he's a cat that can talk. Why did he just rub up against his father's legs and meow? OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND TALK.