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After a reportedly difficult pregnancy, Kim Kardashian gave birth to her second child with husband Kanye West on Saturday, December 5th. After a few days in which the world waited with baited breath, wondering what Kim and Kanye named their son, the little prince's birth name has been revealed: Saint West.
In true Kardashian-West fashion, the couple announced their second child's name using just emojis. (Because why not. Oxford Dictionaries 2015 "Word Of The Year" was tears of joy pictograph, so this is is our world now.) Perhaps it was because the power couple had trouble picking out a name or maybe it was because the popular choice of "Easton West" wasn't the inevitable winner, but either way, the world now knows the name of the child it has been celebrating for the past few days.
Obviously, little Saint West will grow up in a time when emojis are used more than actual words, so we're more than happy to help him out and give him a list of emojis the future text-machine will be sure to use. Sure, the second son of Kim and Kanye will want for nothing, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be well versed in emoji speak, should a situation arise in which he has to actually ask for something.
The Poop Emoji
Just because your parents are ultra-famous and have millions upon millions of dollars between them and always seem effortlessly flawless, doesn't mean that you're not going to poop. I mean, you're a baby, Saint. You're going to poop a lot. A lot, a lot.
All The Money Emojis
How else are you going to make sure you get your allowance every month, right?
The Ice Cream Emoji
Although I don't think there's a special ice cream emoji for the totally expensive, all-natural, small batch, designer ice cream you're probably going to enjoy.
Fast Food Emojis
For when you get tired of having a celebrity chef cook all of your meals for you and you want to slum it with the "normal kids."
The "Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil" Emoji
Because if you haven't already noticed, Saint, people are obsessed with your family. A lot of publications are going to say a lot of things — some good, but a lot bad — about your parents, so it's best if you don't pay any attention at all.
The Alien Emoji
Because your life is seriously out of this world and you don't even know it yet. People don't live like you do, kid. Well, most people.
The Awkward Face Emoji
You might want to use this one when you realize that your parents announced your name using nothing but emojis.
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