Beyonce Might Be Pregnant, & People Are Freaking Out, Like, A Lot
Deep breaths, everybody: there's a rumor going around that Beyoncé might be pregnant again. Calm down! It's only a rumor! But Queen Bey has been recently spotted wearing oversize coats while keeping her hands in front of her stomach, more than once, according to In Touch. And if fans recall, Hollywood Life reported last summer that Beyoncé taught Kim Kardashian to hide her bump with "purses, bags, flowing dresses and coats," which kind of looks like what she was doing after the Golden Globes on Sunday. Or not!
While most fans have never, and will never, meet Beyoncé, and her giving birth to a potential second child has absolutely zero effect on them personally, that hasn't stopped the people of the internet from collectively losing their damn minds, as well as using up all of the question marks and exclamation points we've been allotted for 2016 in just a few days (rude).
While I try not to GAF about the comings and goings of celebrities, I'll admit that I do occasionally get bummed when a star I admire passes away (R.I.P. David Bowie) or divorces (R.I.P. my dreams of going on double dates with Amy Poehler and Will Arnett). So I get it, kind of. Babies are nice to look at (usually), and I get pretty excited when someone I know and love is expecting. So maybe it's not that much of a jump to get excited about the rumored baby of someone you wish you knew? But some people are freaking out just a bit too much. Behold:
Freakout Level: Low
Some people care enough to bring it up, but that's as far as they go.
One of the U.K. newspapers think Beyoncé is pregnant— hannah (@stonedlyonne) January 12, 2016
Beyonce pregnant, she can't hide it anymore— Kyra (@platinumshawty) January 12, 2016
Freakout Level: Guarded
Some people care, but not too much. Just the appropriate amount.
Yes I am happy that Beyoncé is supposedly pregnant again but no I am not happy that she probably won't tour now — L (@laurdunlop) January 12, 2016
Freakout Level: Elevated
Some are having a little trouble keeping calm and carrying on.
Here's me hoping Beyoncé announces she's pregnant after her Super bowl performance — Charlotte Phillips (@CPhillips_) January 12, 2016
Freakout Level: High
Some are not even trying to keep it together.
Guys I think Beyonce's pregnant... And I'm so excited — snapchat: MenzieD (@Typical_Menzie) January 12, 2016
Freakout Level: Severe
And some just need to take a seat.
"Beyoncé might be pregnant, do you think if I die now I can be reincarnated as her child???"— Bonnie Brode (@BonnieBrode) January 12, 2016
Calm down, people. It's all going to be OK.
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