Funniest Tweets About Ted Cruz Dropping Out Show Twitter's Got Jokes
After losing hours earlier in Indiana — a state he needed to stay afloat in the presidential race — Ted Cruz dropped out of the GOP race for the presidential nomination. And, like we've all come to expect, Twitter had the best reaction. The funniest tweets about Ted Cruz dropping out reveal all sorts of hilarious, off-the-cuff jokes about the candidate who dominated social media in recent weeks due to the fact that Cruz resembles the "Zodiac Killer."
Speaking from Indianapolis, Cruz's concession speech was full of well-earned pride and praise for his fellow candidates, as well as heartfelt thanks to his voter base, his running mate, and, most importantly, his family:
Is This How Trump Reacted?
Donald Trump is currently sending texts of his butthole to Ted Cruz.— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) May 4, 2016
Ted Cruz: Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
Ah Ted Cruz, we will remember you fondly.— RUSS BENGT$ON (@russbengtson) May 4, 2016
Just kidding, we won't remember you at all, Footnote Man.
Oh. Ted. No.
And poor Heidi Cruz takes the loss harder than anyone - in the face. pic.twitter.com/B9Fme3ck3Q— Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) May 4, 2016
Literally adding insult to injury https://t.co/9lwsBLbqbK— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) May 4, 2016
So, About Those Zodiac Killer Rumors...
Ted cruz drops his campaign? Sounds like something the zodiac killer would do— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@LaziestCanine) May 4, 2016
Now Ted Cruz can go back to doing the things that mattered most to him; like being being the zodiac killer— ＭｏｗｔｅｎＤｏｏ♂ Ｓｅｎｐａｉ (@MowtenDoo) May 4, 2016
*crosses fingers that zodiac killer ted cruz emerges from anonymity once and for all to claim the donald as his last and final victim*— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) May 4, 2016
...And Those Count Dracula Rumors
Ted Cruz: Well now I can relax a little.— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) May 4, 2016
**Relaxes by eating a live vole & hanging upside down in an abandoned refrigerator.