I'm convinced that children are nothing more than mini-drunk people, sent to unapologetically remind us of how annoying we were when constant intoxication was our thing. The list of weird things kids do is never-ending: They can't dress themselves, they yell inappropriate things at inappropriate times and, well, consuming food is a disgusting combination of failed motor skills and picky eating. Just ask the comedic moms at The BreakWomb, who show us what it would be like if moms ate like their kids in another hilarious (and all too real) video.
From spitting pieces of food out almost immediately, to licking slices of bread then sticking them back together, to struggling to use an eating utensil correctly, Laurel, Molly and Megan remind us that our children are basically small drunk people, so we can't necessarily judge them because (if we're being honest) we were like them not too long ago. So sit back, relax, and be thankful that your tequila-shooting, whiskey-guzzling days are behind you. Now you just get to clean up your child's epic messes every time he or she eats but, hey, at least that mess didn't come with an expensive bar tab!