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These 25 Knock Knock Jokes For Kids Are Frightfully Funny

Mix up the scary with a little silly.

Halloween is known for a lot of things (think creepy crawly horror goodness), but what it isn’t necessarily known for are belly laughs. But infusing some hilarity into the holiday can add a whole other element of entertainment (and potential bonding) with your child that you might not expect. So get ready to bust a gut, literally, with these Halloween knock knock jokes for kids.

If you thought the only goal for Halloween was to score a ton of candy, well, you’re partially right. Sure, getting a sack full of treats is fun, but what’s funnier is whipping out a knock knock joke or two. But where would your child get to use said gags? Well, lots of places, from their class’ Halloween party, or as a substitute for the standard “Trick or treat” they’ll say when they’re going door to door trick or treating. And who knows, maybe they’ll score even more candy because of it.

That’s why these Halloween knock knock jokes are all treats — and that’s no trick.

1

A Dracula Knock Knock Joke

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana suck your blood!

2

A Frankenstein Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Frank!

Frank who?

Frankenstein!

3

A Witchy Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

4

A Split Personality Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Jacklyn.

Jacklyn who?

Jacklyn Hyde!

5

A Vampire Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Getyur.

Getyur who?

Getyur fangs outta my neck!

6

A Slimey Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ooze.

Ooze who?

Ooze that monster over there?

7

A Toothy Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fangs.

Fangs who?

Fangs for letting me in!

8

A Classic Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you glad it’s Halloween!

9

A Groanworthy Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!

10

A Lovely Knock Knock Joke

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive Halloween!

11

A Candy Coated Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

12

An Ice Cream Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice Cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

13

A Smelly Feet Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Twick.

Twick who?

Twick or tweet, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!

14

A Boo Who Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!

15

An Invitation To Go Trick-Or-Treating Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wanda!

Wanda who?

Wanda go trick or treating tonight?

16

An Eager Trick-Or-Treater Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ben!

Ben who?

Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!

17

A Kid Who Wants Their Candy Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?

18

A Punny Halloween Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to give us more Halloween candy?

19

Don’t Touch My Candy Halloween Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hans.

Hans who?

Hans off my candy!

20

A Demanding Trick-Or-Treater Halloween Knock Knock Joke

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Phillip!

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

21

A Helpful Trick-Or-Treater Halloween Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Figs!

Figs who?

Figs your doorbell, it's broken!

22

A Full Moon Halloween Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bee.

Bee who?

Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

23

A Happy Howloween Halloween Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wolves Say.

Wolves say who?

Wolves say Happy Howl-oween!

24

A Candy-Themed Halloween Knock Knock Joke

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Diane.

Diane who?

I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy!

25

A Halloween Knock Knock Joke For The Day After

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aida!

Aida who?

Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!

And there you have it: 25 Halloween knock knock jokes that’ll get your child some extra smiles — and hopefully a whole lot more candy for cracking people up.