It is obvious to me that whoever came up with the phrase "there's no use crying over spilled milk" never hooked themselves up to a breast pump. Because anyone who has can tell you that while there might not be much practical use in tears, your crying is an unbidden, natural reaction. Not just crying, but profusely weeping, complete with the gnashing of teeth, and rending of garments. There's really no such thing as overreacting when it comes to the loss of breast milk.
To be fair, some people have a perfectly fine relationship with their breast pump. They strap it on ze boobies, let it do its work for about 15 minutes, et voila, they have two beautiful, 5-ounce bottles of milk. Easy peasy. And even those people will justifiably sob if they spill. So you can imagine how bad it is for those of us who really, really hate pumping. My relationship with my breast pump was... not fine. If it were a relationship between two people, it would look like a particularly tumultuous Hollywood marriage between two temperamental narcissists. I hated my pump and, in turn, my pump hated me.
There's no use crying over spilled milk. Pfft. Girl, please. Not only can you cry over spilled milk, you can go ahead and feel any and all of the following emotions...
Blind Rage
For there are no words and you cannot be responsible for your ensuing actions. If you murder a man in broad daylight by pouncing on his head and biting him in the face, as long as you had one woman on the jury who ever pumped, she will ~get it~ and you will walk free.
Desire To Cast Blame
Because certainly you would never do something so horrible. And something like this, hitting you where you hurt, cannot not be personal. Find this evil sorcerer and burn them for witchcraft.
The Feeling You Had When Brother Muzone And Omar Kill Stringer Bell On 'The Wire'
That breathless sense of, "Wait. That's it? That just actually happened? No! Oh my God how can it end like that? Goddamnit!"
The Feeling That If You Could, You Would Be Gollum Diving Into The Fires Of Mount Doom For The One Ring
Because breast milk is your precioussssssssss and you would fight a hobbit and jump into fire to save it.
Leonardo DiCaprio Crying
He remains one of the best criers in Hollywood. His pain is our pain. Leo gets us.
Also Claire Danes Crying
Another one of the Great Weepers. Her chin alone deserves an Emmy. Like Leo's tears, Claire's chin knows what we're going through.
The Feeling You Had When Ned Stark Was Beheaded
Because even though, when you look back, there were a million clues to let you know that it was going to happen, you still just can't believe it happened and you'll never get over how awful and unfair it all is.
Angry Resignation
Because what are you going to do.