When it comes to feeding babies, breastfeeding is an amazing, beautiful choice for moms who can make it work. It can also be hard as hell. Between sore nipples, extended nursing sessions, and pumping out the precious leftover liquid, the whole "natural" business can seem totally unnatural at times. Women learn quickly to maintain a sense of humor about the whole motherhood business, if for no other reason than to keep from falling apart. For them, posting a pic or meme on social media with a funny caption about breastfeeding can go a long way toward maintaining that sanity.
Regrettably, Instagram didn't exist yet when my own kids were infants, but as a nursing mom, I definitely would have done my share of posting pics and adding witty remarks to go with them. For those blissful moments when my babies were "milk drunk," I would have posted a picture along with a caption like: "Officer, I swear I only had two boobs." On nights when I was drowsily feeding a baby at 3 a.m., I would have put up a post like: "My husband and I share the load. I breastfeed because he can't; he sleeps because I can't." (Provided I was still conscious enough to use my phone, that is.) And for those exhausted "enough!" moments, I might have created a simple sign: "Kitchen CLOSED!", put it on my chest, and snapped a selfie.
If you enjoy tickling funny bones when you add to your feed, try using one of these captions that lovingly poke fun at the joy of being a 24-hour milk machine. (You might be surprised at how much you miss it when your children have moved on to solid food.)