It has been incredibly (and unusually) warm for the month of December this year, which is a good thing or a bad thing depending on who you ask. Obvious climate change and global warming issues aside, the warm weather is at least giving the single women of Chicago something to be excited about: Colorado resident Ethan Renoe is the attention-seeking gift that keeps on giving this holiday season and I, for one, am not complaining. While reporting on the "heat wave" the majority of the U.S. has been experiencing this month, a reporter from Chicago's WGN-TV stopped the shirtless, shorts-wearing runner to ask him where his shirt is. (Which is a question we don't need an answer to. Who cares where the shirt is? It isn't on Joe Manganiello Jr. over here, and that's all we care about.)
Not more than a few seconds into his impromptu interview, Ethan tells the camera that he is single and signals for all the available women to "give him a call." Is he obviously looking to be the center of attention? Sure. Do we really care? Not at all. After all, it's the time of the year to spread joy and Ethan is doing his part and I'm not the kind of monster that would try to stop him.