You might not immediately associate Valentine's Day with humor, but the holiday actually has plenty of potential for laughs. In fact, there's even a classic song with the words "funny" and "valentine" in the title... although "My Funny Valentine" is sort of a depressing song, so maybe never mind about that. More reliably laughter-inducing are the many hilarious Valentine's Day quotes floating around in the pop-culture abyss, from TV shows and writers and all-around funny people that also happen to be super relatable. Because the funniest things are true, after all.
And sure, some of these quotes are a bit on the ever-so-slightly bitter side. But even if you're happily married now, chances are you've experienced your share of less-than-stellar Valentine's Days. Whether you spent too many V. Days alone or went through a particularly bad breakup on the holiday or suffered some other form of humiliation or indignation or whatever else, you'll definitely find yourself chuckling (sobbing) in recognition at the quotes below.
Maybe you're looking for something to write in a Valentine's Day card, or a social media post, or a text. Maybe you're just trying to get yourself in the mood for the holiday (well, obviously not that kind of mood, because these are silly quotes, not sexy). At the end of the day, you don't really need a reason to read a bunch of funny quotes about how much love stinks sometimes... even if your love life doesn't stink at the moment.